earrings and necklaces which are

always worn at christmas time

Thanks for the bling memory

a really wonderful gift for...

wifes other half sister inlaw

or even the lonley gig

pulled by motherinlaws sick buffalo

the son only fed her

Rice porridge made with milk

but it was very rotten

so she prefers vodka and

and and and and whatever

her son insists not to

to to to stutter while

giving a speech to priest

because he can not let

the unconvenient truth come out

which are all about his

very uncomfortable large bushy area

errrr...

after he gave the speech

on pubes being trimmed into..........

the shape of little hearts

with "condomned" arrows going through

the middle of his chest

. Faster than Robin Hood, he

and between three pierced nipples

lay a heart of stone

but the condoned arrow was

miss fired and hit the

left leg of him then