I know this sounds strange but...

I've noticed that whenever I'm reaching in my pocket, inevitably for $ or my handkerchief, everyone around me stares at my hand as if waiting to see what I take out. Are they thinking that I have a knife or gun?

I do, but I wouldn't flash it of course.

they say we are what's in our pockets... once in a play in grammar school, my character was supposed to pull a frog from his pocket... now i took a dare to haul out a roll of toilet paper - it got rave reviews well i've changed some but my pockets haven't... in mine i carry a wallet, red rag, 3 rings of keys (even though i hate to lock stuff), 2 pens and a pencil, assorted cards and recipies, smokes & lighter, some change, a leatherman & a stanley knife, assorted nails & screws, 3 combination wrenches (7/16", 1/2" & 9/16") 10-ft steel pipe & a tire-lever... does that say anything?

they say we are what's in our pockets... once in a play in grammar school, my character was supposed to pull a frog from his pocket... now i took a dare to haul out a roll of toilet paper - it got rave reviews well i've changed some but my pockets haven't... in mine i carry a wallet, red rag, 3 rings of keys (even though i hate to lock stuff), 2 pens and a pencil, assorted cards and recipies, smokes & lighter, some change, a leatherman & a stanley knife, assorted nails & screws, 3 combination wrenches (7/16", 1/2" & 9/16") 10-ft steel pipe & a tire-lever... does that say anything?

It says your full of S**t.

It says your full of S**t.

that makes two of you then!

Sigh.

Palmer. It says many, many things.

Mostly it says:

http://www.quizilla.com/users/dirtyground/...0Bastard%20Test

When i come back into my office after lunch with a plastic bag in hand........for example if I've been shopping ........everyones eyes are diverted .......even mid conversation with another person........I often feel like saying........what in the f^%^$k are you looking at........but I know that would confuse em..... But it is a little annoying.....like kids seeing dad arrive with a bag of sweets........

they say we are what's in our pockets... once in a play in grammar school, my character was supposed to pull a frog from his pocket... now i took a dare to haul out a roll of toilet paper - it got rave reviews  well i've changed some but my pockets haven't... in mine i carry a wallet, red rag, 3 rings of keys (even though i hate to lock stuff), 2 pens and a pencil, assorted cards and recipies, smokes & lighter, some change, a leatherman & a stanley knife, assorted nails & screws, 3 combination wrenches (7/16", 1/2" & 9/16") 10-ft steel pipe & a tire-lever... does that say anything?

Big pockets ?

Good belt ?

10ft+ Inside leg ?

Sigh.

Palmer. It says many, many things. 

Mostly it says:

http://www.quizilla.com/users/dirtyground/...0Bastard%20Test

only trying to liven up what i thought might be a dull thread... it worked

didn't do too well on the test

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/1033483255_dersotired.jpg" border="0" alt=""><br>Don't you have something better to do than take<br>this test, mister popular?

Go read a book and flunk a test. I hate you. Don't<br>forget what large numbers of

stupid people can do. Large numbers of stupid<br>things.

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I know alot of people with short arms and long pockets

2 posts closed because "not thailand related".

What the heck has this post to do with thailand?

Might be that you're clothes with you're pockets is produced in los??

Very valid point.

Guess i should lock this too...

I'm just getting lock happy today, i think i need an asprin!