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I know this sounds strange but...

I've noticed that whenever I'm reaching in my pocket, inevitably for $ or my handkerchief, everyone around me stares at my hand as if waiting to see what I take out. Are they thinking that I have a knife or gun?

I do, but I wouldn't flash it of course.

:o

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they say we are what's in our pockets... once in a play in grammar school, my character was supposed to pull a frog from his pocket... now i took a dare to haul out a roll of toilet paper - it got rave reviews :o well i've changed some but my pockets haven't... in mine i carry a wallet, red rag, 3 rings of keys (even though i hate to lock stuff), 2 pens and a pencil, assorted cards and recipies, smokes & lighter, some change, a leatherman & a stanley knife, assorted nails & screws, 3 combination wrenches (7/16", 1/2" & 9/16") 10-ft steel pipe & a tire-lever... does that say anything?

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they say we are what's in our pockets... once in a play in grammar school, my character was supposed to pull a frog from his pocket... now i took a dare to haul out a roll of toilet paper - it got rave reviews :o well i've changed some but my pockets haven't... in mine i carry a wallet, red rag, 3 rings of keys (even though i hate to lock stuff), 2 pens and a pencil, assorted cards and recipies, smokes & lighter, some change, a leatherman & a stanley knife, assorted nails & screws, 3 combination wrenches (7/16", 1/2" & 9/16") 10-ft steel pipe & a tire-lever... does that say anything?

It says your full of S**t.

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When i come back into my office after lunch with a plastic bag in hand........for example if I've been shopping ........everyones eyes are diverted .......even mid conversation with another person........I often feel like saying........what in the f^%^$k are you looking at........but I know that would confuse em..... :D But it is a little annoying.....like kids seeing dad arrive with a bag of sweets........ :o

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they say we are what's in our pockets... once in a play in grammar school, my character was supposed to pull a frog from his pocket... now i took a dare to haul out a roll of toilet paper - it got rave reviews  well i've changed some but my pockets haven't... in mine i carry a wallet, red rag, 3 rings of keys (even though i hate to lock stuff), 2 pens and a pencil, assorted cards and recipies, smokes & lighter, some change, a leatherman & a stanley knife, assorted nails & screws, 3 combination wrenches (7/16", 1/2" & 9/16") 10-ft steel pipe & a tire-lever... does that say anything?

Big pockets ?

Good belt ?

10ft+ Inside leg ?

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Sigh.

Palmer. It says many, many things. 

Mostly it says:

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only trying to liven up what i thought might be a dull thread... it worked :D

didn't do too well on the test :o

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