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My little horse from 'Father Ted':

"My little horse - running through the field - with your maine blowing in the wind, oh my little horse" etc. etc,

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any of that stock aitken and waterman crap that was released in the 80s.

jeez it all sounded the same, jason donovan, rick astley, mel & kim, what was the name of that ginger haired scouser, bonny or something.

thank goodness there were bands like the waterboys and talk talk around to compensate.

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Wow, where do I start?

Jump, Van Halen, happens I was subjected to it today. :o -Cut my ears off? Makes me want to slam my member in a car door to relieve the pain....

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You will hate me for this, i can't stand Stevie Wonder

I wouldn't say I'm a big fan either.

A lot of people would disagree with me in that I don't like Elvis Presley.

I think he was the most over-rated singer ever.

Quite a few of his songs would enter my top 100 worst songs ever.

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For a list of truly awful songs you need look no further than the UK Singles Chart Christmas Number Ones. There are a couple of exceptions, but not many. I'll start at 68, as prior to that it was either The Beatles, or so old it escapes my memory. Source - Wiki

1968: The Scaffold - "Lily The Pink (song)"

1969: Rolf Harris - "Two Little Boys"

1970: Dave Edmunds - "I Hear You Knocking"

1971: Benny Hill - "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)"

1972: Little Jimmy Osmond - "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool"

1973: Slade - "Merry Xmas Everybody"

1974: Mud - "Lonely This Christmas"

1975: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody"

1976: Johnny Mathis - "When A Child Is Born (Soleado)"

1977: Wings - "Mull of Kintyre" / "Girls' School"

1978: Boney M - "Mary's Boy Child-Oh My Lord"

1979: Pink Floyd - "Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)"

1980: St Winifred's School Choir - "There's No-one Quite Like Grandma"

1981: The Human League - "Don't You Want Me"

1982: Renée and Renato - "Save Your Love"

1983: The Flying Pickets - "Only You"

1984: Band Aid - "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

1985: Shakin' Stevens - "Merry Christmas Everyone"

1986: Jackie Wilson - "Reet Petite"

1987: Pet Shop Boys - "Always on My Mind"

1988: Cliff Richard - "Mistletoe and Wine"

1989: Band Aid II -"Do They Know It's Christmas?"

1990: Cliff Richard - "Saviour's Day"

1991: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" / "These Are the Days of Our Lives"

1992: Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You"

1993: Mr Blobby - "Mr Blobby"

1994: East 17 - "Stay Another Day"

1995: Michael Jackson - "Earth Song"

1996: Spice Girls - "2 Become 1"

1997: Spice Girls - "Too Much"

1998: Spice Girls - "Goodbye"

1999: Westlife - "I Have A Dream" / "Seasons in the Sun"

2000: Bob The Builder - "Can We Fix It?"

2001: Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman - "Somethin' Stupid"

2002: Girls Aloud - "Sound Of The Underground"

2003: Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules - "Mad World"

2004: Band Aid 20 - "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

2005: Shayne Ward - "That's My Goal"

2006: Leona Lewis - "A Moment Like This"

2007: Leon Jackson - "When You Believe"

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For a list of truly awful songs you need look no further than the UK Singles Chart Christmas Number Ones. There are a couple of exceptions, but not many. I'll start at 68, as prior to that it was either The Beatles, or so old it escapes my memory. Source - Wiki

1968: The Scaffold - "Lily The Pink (song)"

1969: Rolf Harris - "Two Little Boys"

1970: Dave Edmunds - "I Hear You Knocking"

1971: Benny Hill - "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)"

1972: Little Jimmy Osmond - "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool"

1973: Slade - "Merry Xmas Everybody"

1974: Mud - "Lonely This Christmas"

1975: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody"

1976: Johnny Mathis - "When A Child Is Born (Soleado)"

1977: Wings - "Mull of Kintyre" / "Girls' School"

1978: Boney M - "Mary's Boy Child-Oh My Lord"

1979: Pink Floyd - "Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)"

1980: St Winifred's School Choir - "There's No-one Quite Like Grandma"

1981: The Human League - "Don't You Want Me"

1982: Renée and Renato - "Save Your Love"

1983: The Flying Pickets - "Only You"

1984: Band Aid - "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

1985: Shakin' Stevens - "Merry Christmas Everyone"

1986: Jackie Wilson - "Reet Petite"

1987: Pet Shop Boys - "Always on My Mind"

1988: Cliff Richard - "Mistletoe and Wine"

1989: Band Aid II -"Do They Know It's Christmas?"

1990: Cliff Richard - "Saviour's Day"

1991: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" / "These Are the Days of Our Lives"

1992: Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You"

1993: Mr Blobby - "Mr Blobby"

1994: East 17 - "Stay Another Day"

1995: Michael Jackson - "Earth Song"

1996: Spice Girls - "2 Become 1"

1997: Spice Girls - "Too Much"

1998: Spice Girls - "Goodbye"

1999: Westlife - "I Have A Dream" / "Seasons in the Sun"

2000: Bob The Builder - "Can We Fix It?"

2001: Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman - "Somethin' Stupid"

2002: Girls Aloud - "Sound Of The Underground"

2003: Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules - "Mad World"

2004: Band Aid 20 - "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

2005: Shayne Ward - "That's My Goal"

2006: Leona Lewis - "A Moment Like This"

2007: Leon Jackson - "When You Believe"

clive dunn//// grandad

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I love you because - Jim Reeves..................music to open a vein by

Cindella Rockefeller - Estha & Abbi Oferim ..............................self-immolation would be preferable

The Smurff song........I'm sorry, I can't go on I have to go and vomit

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Anything foreign!

So thats all music then!!! Its all foreign to someone.

Agga doo

Most Madonna and Micheal Jackson

Nearly every Thai song I have ever heard on the radio

enought to be going on with I think

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Wow so kind for you to provide a place for me to purge my anger. Thank you.

#1 loathed - The Macarena

and all the rest from;

Gipsy Kings especially Volare

Whitesnake - Come an' get it - Umm no, I don't think so.

98 Degrees - OTown - heck, any obnoxious boy band All the songs are the same.

Primus - argh Jerry was A Race car Drive - Umm ok, the song was as bad as the title.

Creed - My Sacrifice - uhh, I wish they had sacrificed you. They claim to be Christian but I suspect they are secretly plants from Satan to drive us all mad.

Michael Bolton - Do I have to be more specific?

Kenny G - Again, need I be more specific.

Air Supply They may have been all out of love, but my bowels were ready to go all out when they started warbling.

Twisted Sister -Dee Snyder in cheap drag screamin, We're not Going to Take It

Rammstein - or in english, ramming stone. Something so creepy about apparently (alleged) gay german guys incorporating S&M in a stage act being worshipped by homophobic guys with long hair. This lyric says it all about the typical Rammstein fan -

Konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten - which loosely translates as if I could <deleted> myself. Hmm yea. ok, so moving right along.

Anson Williams (Potsie from Happy Days) - His song Deeply should have been put in the ground deeply.

I could go on for hours, but this has been so cathartic, I feel just great now. :o

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For a list of truly awful songs you need look no further than the UK Singles Chart Christmas Number Ones. There are a couple of exceptions, but not many. I'll start at 68, as prior to that it was either The Beatles, or so old it escapes my memory. Source - Wiki

I guess I can consider myself lucky that I do not know most of the songs listed.

One song that makes me instantly spit out beer and leave the place goes like that:

Ahhyaaaaheeyaheeee.....ahaheyyahaaaa....ahaayyehahahaaaaaa......

and then followed by some

sommasommasetsommasommasommaset

it features then later on some

meistomeisto lohalohaley lohalohaley lohalohalohaley...

or something like that

drives me :o

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The Wurzels..............I am a cider drinker (I drinks it all of the day ooh aah ooh aah ay, ooh aah ooh aar aye)

Millican and Nesbitt...........Via condios my darling

Peters and Lee....

David Bowie....The Laughing Gnome

All utter sh!te :o

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