garro Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 What are your least favorite songs. The ones that make you want to cut your own ears off and bury them. I'll go first; Billy Ray Cyrus 'Achy breaky heart'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EebObs-vC0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Any rap crap. Total trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swain Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Sex bomb by Tom Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jingjingna Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 I agree with you swain! Awful song and video is even worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterman21 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) My little horse from 'Father Ted': "My little horse - running through the field - with your maine blowing in the wind, oh my little horse" etc. etc, Edited February 19, 2008 by misterman21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 any of that stock aitken and waterman crap that was released in the 80s. jeez it all sounded the same, jason donovan, rick astley, mel & kim, what was the name of that ginger haired scouser, bonny or something. thank goodness there were bands like the waterboys and talk talk around to compensate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Wow, where do I start? Jump, Van Halen, happens I was subjected to it today. -Cut my ears off? Makes me want to slam my member in a car door to relieve the pain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garro Posted February 19, 2008 Author Share Posted February 19, 2008 Madonna 'Vogue' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Pour Some Sugar On Me- Def Leppard..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 gangster rap crap......I'll defy anyone who understands that garbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterman21 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Anything foreign! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartender100 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You will hate me for this, i can't stand Stevie Wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garro Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 You will hate me for this, i can't stand Stevie Wonder I wouldn't say I'm a big fan either. A lot of people would disagree with me in that I don't like Elvis Presley. I think he was the most over-rated singer ever. Quite a few of his songs would enter my top 100 worst songs ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koheesti Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Boy, you guys are a tough crowd. Worst ever? Shatner's version of "Rocketman". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE...feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garro Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Boy, you guys are a tough crowd. Worst ever? Shatner's version of "Rocketman".http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE...feature=related I made it to 1 minute but needed to turn it off in order to protect my sanity. I hope it hasn't hurt my laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashacat Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I know it's contraversial but I can't stand Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 For a list of truly awful songs you need look no further than the UK Singles Chart Christmas Number Ones. There are a couple of exceptions, but not many. I'll start at 68, as prior to that it was either The Beatles, or so old it escapes my memory. Source - Wiki 1968: The Scaffold - "Lily The Pink (song)" 1969: Rolf Harris - "Two Little Boys" 1970: Dave Edmunds - "I Hear You Knocking" 1971: Benny Hill - "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)" 1972: Little Jimmy Osmond - "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool" 1973: Slade - "Merry Xmas Everybody" 1974: Mud - "Lonely This Christmas" 1975: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" 1976: Johnny Mathis - "When A Child Is Born (Soleado)" 1977: Wings - "Mull of Kintyre" / "Girls' School" 1978: Boney M - "Mary's Boy Child-Oh My Lord" 1979: Pink Floyd - "Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)" 1980: St Winifred's School Choir - "There's No-one Quite Like Grandma" 1981: The Human League - "Don't You Want Me" 1982: Renée and Renato - "Save Your Love" 1983: The Flying Pickets - "Only You" 1984: Band Aid - "Do They Know It's Christmas?" 1985: Shakin' Stevens - "Merry Christmas Everyone" 1986: Jackie Wilson - "Reet Petite" 1987: Pet Shop Boys - "Always on My Mind" 1988: Cliff Richard - "Mistletoe and Wine" 1989: Band Aid II -"Do They Know It's Christmas?" 1990: Cliff Richard - "Saviour's Day" 1991: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" / "These Are the Days of Our Lives" 1992: Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You" 1993: Mr Blobby - "Mr Blobby" 1994: East 17 - "Stay Another Day" 1995: Michael Jackson - "Earth Song" 1996: Spice Girls - "2 Become 1" 1997: Spice Girls - "Too Much" 1998: Spice Girls - "Goodbye" 1999: Westlife - "I Have A Dream" / "Seasons in the Sun" 2000: Bob The Builder - "Can We Fix It?" 2001: Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman - "Somethin' Stupid" 2002: Girls Aloud - "Sound Of The Underground" 2003: Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules - "Mad World" 2004: Band Aid 20 - "Do They Know It's Christmas?" 2005: Shayne Ward - "That's My Goal" 2006: Leona Lewis - "A Moment Like This" 2007: Leon Jackson - "When You Believe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 For a list of truly awful songs you need look no further than the UK Singles Chart Christmas Number Ones. There are a couple of exceptions, but not many. I'll start at 68, as prior to that it was either The Beatles, or so old it escapes my memory. Source - Wiki1968: The Scaffold - "Lily The Pink (song)" 1969: Rolf Harris - "Two Little Boys" 1970: Dave Edmunds - "I Hear You Knocking" 1971: Benny Hill - "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West)" 1972: Little Jimmy Osmond - "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool" 1973: Slade - "Merry Xmas Everybody" 1974: Mud - "Lonely This Christmas" 1975: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" 1976: Johnny Mathis - "When A Child Is Born (Soleado)" 1977: Wings - "Mull of Kintyre" / "Girls' School" 1978: Boney M - "Mary's Boy Child-Oh My Lord" 1979: Pink Floyd - "Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)" 1980: St Winifred's School Choir - "There's No-one Quite Like Grandma" 1981: The Human League - "Don't You Want Me" 1982: Renée and Renato - "Save Your Love" 1983: The Flying Pickets - "Only You" 1984: Band Aid - "Do They Know It's Christmas?" 1985: Shakin' Stevens - "Merry Christmas Everyone" 1986: Jackie Wilson - "Reet Petite" 1987: Pet Shop Boys - "Always on My Mind" 1988: Cliff Richard - "Mistletoe and Wine" 1989: Band Aid II -"Do They Know It's Christmas?" 1990: Cliff Richard - "Saviour's Day" 1991: Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" / "These Are the Days of Our Lives" 1992: Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You" 1993: Mr Blobby - "Mr Blobby" 1994: East 17 - "Stay Another Day" 1995: Michael Jackson - "Earth Song" 1996: Spice Girls - "2 Become 1" 1997: Spice Girls - "Too Much" 1998: Spice Girls - "Goodbye" 1999: Westlife - "I Have A Dream" / "Seasons in the Sun" 2000: Bob The Builder - "Can We Fix It?" 2001: Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman - "Somethin' Stupid" 2002: Girls Aloud - "Sound Of The Underground" 2003: Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules - "Mad World" 2004: Band Aid 20 - "Do They Know It's Christmas?" 2005: Shayne Ward - "That's My Goal" 2006: Leona Lewis - "A Moment Like This" 2007: Leon Jackson - "When You Believe" clive dunn//// grandad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garro Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 Yoko Ono 'kiss, kiss, kiss' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 puppy love .........donny osmond long haired lover from liverpool.............jimmy osmond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowbait Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I love you because - Jim Reeves..................music to open a vein by Cindella Rockefeller - Estha & Abbi Oferim ..............................self-immolation would be preferable The Smurff song........I'm sorry, I can't go on I have to go and vomit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I Am Woman---Helen Reddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axistar Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I will always love you - Whitney Houston Bloody rubbish makes my ears bleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgunn65 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Anything foreign! So thats all music then!!! Its all foreign to someone. Agga doo Most Madonna and Micheal Jackson Nearly every Thai song I have ever heard on the radio enought to be going on with I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garro Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 Bros 'drop the boy'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Wow so kind for you to provide a place for me to purge my anger. Thank you. #1 loathed - The Macarena and all the rest from; Gipsy Kings especially Volare Whitesnake - Come an' get it - Umm no, I don't think so. 98 Degrees - OTown - heck, any obnoxious boy band All the songs are the same. Primus - argh Jerry was A Race car Drive - Umm ok, the song was as bad as the title. Creed - My Sacrifice - uhh, I wish they had sacrificed you. They claim to be Christian but I suspect they are secretly plants from Satan to drive us all mad. Michael Bolton - Do I have to be more specific? Kenny G - Again, need I be more specific. Air Supply They may have been all out of love, but my bowels were ready to go all out when they started warbling. Twisted Sister -Dee Snyder in cheap drag screamin, We're not Going to Take It Rammstein - or in english, ramming stone. Something so creepy about apparently (alleged) gay german guys incorporating S&M in a stage act being worshipped by homophobic guys with long hair. This lyric says it all about the typical Rammstein fan - Konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten - which loosely translates as if I could <deleted> myself. Hmm yea. ok, so moving right along. Anson Williams (Potsie from Happy Days) - His song Deeply should have been put in the ground deeply. I could go on for hours, but this has been so cathartic, I feel just great now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 For a list of truly awful songs you need look no further than the UK Singles Chart Christmas Number Ones. There are a couple of exceptions, but not many. I'll start at 68, as prior to that it was either The Beatles, or so old it escapes my memory. Source - Wiki I guess I can consider myself lucky that I do not know most of the songs listed. One song that makes me instantly spit out beer and leave the place goes like that: Ahhyaaaaheeyaheeee.....ahaheyyahaaaa....ahaayyehahahaaaaaa...... and then followed by some sommasommasetsommasommasommaset it features then later on some meistomeisto lohalohaley lohalohaley lohalohalohaley... or something like that drives me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Heard a song from Jennifer Lopez today on the radio... Her supposed 'hits' or two.. still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacknDanny Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 The Wurzels..............I am a cider drinker (I drinks it all of the day ooh aah ooh aah ay, ooh aah ooh aar aye) Millican and Nesbitt...........Via condios my darling Peters and Lee.... David Bowie....The Laughing Gnome All utter sh!te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 ok, folks....you asked for it so get ready for the big one! I am not aware of any song worse than this one. It received already cult status in Germany from what I've been told. Please make sure you are sitting firmly on your chair and put down your coffee mug before clicking on the link. It is hilarious! http://en.sevenload.com/videos/827YOFK-z3o...ein-Sonnenlicht Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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