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Worst Songs Ever

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ok, folks....you asked for it so get ready for the big one! I am not aware of any song worse than this one. It received already cult status in Germany from what I've been told. Please make sure you are sitting firmly on your chair and put down your coffee mug before clicking on the link. It is hilarious!

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/827YOFK-z3o...ein-Sonnenlicht

I watched that, considered stopping it after around a minute, I let it play, a minute later I wished I hadn't.

That is truly awful mate, when it comes to bad songs, you know your stuff :o

(P.S. Winds of Change is dire)

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The Wurzels..............I am a cider drinker (I drinks it all of the day ooh aah ooh aah ay, ooh aah ooh aar aye)

Millican and Nesbitt...........Via condios my darling

Peters and Lee....

David Bowie....The Laughing Gnome

All utter sh!te :o

Strange, i saw Bowie being interviewed and he was asked which of all the songs he has made is his personal favourite , he answered, "LAUGHING GNOME " :D
thank goodness there were bands like the waterboys and talk talk around to compensate.

Ah yes :D

For me, one that ALWAYS springs to mind.

Joe Dolce with Shaddup Your Face :o

Dropkick me jesus through the goal posts of life

Lest we forget Melanie and her little Roller Skate sonic attack. :o

"Shaddap your face"

Hated it then & still hate it now !

:o Wiley Coyote

Anything at all by Jess Conrad, the man who brought us 'This Pullover', which starts:

'This pullover that you gave to me

I love it and wear it constantly".

You get the drift.

Does anyone remember in the 70s, Capital Radio had the late, great Kenny Everett with a Sunday afternoon programme called "The World's Worst Wireless Show" and he played the most dreadful songs he could track down. There were some classics, there.

ok, folks....you asked for it so get ready for the big one! I am not aware of any song worse than this one. It received already cult status in Germany from what I've been told. Please make sure you are sitting firmly on your chair and put down your coffee mug before clicking on the link. It is hilarious!

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/827YOFK-z3o...ein-Sonnenlicht

I watched that, considered stopping it after around a minute, I let it play, a minute later I wished I hadn't.

That is truly awful mate, when it comes to bad songs, you know your stuff :o

(P.S. Winds of Change is dire)

not sure how good your German skills are, but if they're not that good, you miss the best part of it...it is German with a Cologne-Turkish accent. The words are a 1:1 translation from similar English lyrics ("Where are you my sunshine...") into German...however, "Sunshine" sounds extremely funny as a pet name when used in German.

The best part is in the end, when he speaks instead of singing...I use singing here in a rather broad sense...it just curls up the toenails...

/edit: it is actually "sunlight", not "sunshine"....which doesn't make much sense in English either in this context..anyways....it is painful....very painful!

Wow so kind for you to provide a place for me to purge my anger. Thank you.

#1 loathed - The Macarena

and all the rest from;

Gipsy Kings especially Volare

Whitesnake - Come an' get it - Umm no, I don't think so.

98 Degrees - OTown - heck, any obnoxious boy band All the songs are the same.

Primus - argh Jerry was A Race car Drive - Umm ok, the song was as bad as the title.

Creed - My Sacrifice - uhh, I wish they had sacrificed you. They claim to be Christian but I suspect they are secretly plants from Satan to drive us all mad.

Michael Bolton - Do I have to be more specific?

Kenny G - Again, need I be more specific.

Air Supply They may have been all out of love, but my bowels were ready to go all out when they started warbling.

Twisted Sister -Dee Snyder in cheap drag screamin, We're not Going to Take It

Rammstein - or in english, ramming stone. Something so creepy about apparently (alleged) gay german guys incorporating S&M in a stage act being worshipped by homophobic guys with long hair. This lyric says it all about the typical Rammstein fan -

Konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten - which loosely translates as if I could <deleted> myself. Hmm yea. ok, so moving right along.

Anson Williams (Potsie from Happy Days) - His song Deeply should have been put in the ground deeply.

I could go on for hours, but this has been so cathartic, I feel just great now. :D

Without you, Neilson, awful suicide special :o

Ernie ! benny hill Benny-Hill-Words-And-Music-320320.jpg

david cassidy songs

Awww but Susan Day was always apart of those songs.... I was totally in love with her...

Stairway to Heaven

ok so most people love her but for some reason i dont get it....

anything by Kylie Minouge, i dont actually believe she can sing :o

sorry kylie fans :D

ok so most people love her but for some reason i dont get it....

anything by Kylie Minouge, i dont actually believe she can sing :D

sorry kylie fans :D

Listen with your eyes, listen with your eyes... :o

Leonard Nimoy - Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins.

fcukin beam me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D As long as you love me........Back Street Boys (It gets my saying all the bad words on earth ) :o:D
Can any beat -
?

excellent choice!

:o

That is so bad it's brilliant.

What are your least favorite songs.

The ones that make you want to cut your own ears off and bury them.

I'll go first;

Billy Ray Cyrus 'Achy breaky heart'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EebObs-vC0

Foe me its "I lost my Heart to a Starship Trooper"...Sarah Brightman...before she came under the influence of Lloyd Webber

anything by Barry Manilow

i used to like him ,never admited it though ,saw him in vegas very entertaining and it was free

ok, folks....you asked for it so get ready for the big one! I am not aware of any song worse than this one. It received already cult status in Germany from what I've been told. Please make sure you are sitting firmly on your chair and put down your coffee mug before clicking on the link. It is hilarious!

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/827YOFK-z3o...ein-Sonnenlicht

I watched that, considered stopping it after around a minute, I let it play, a minute later I wished I hadn't.

That is truly awful mate, when it comes to bad songs, you know your stuff :o

(P.S. Winds of Change is dire)

Ugh... Didn't make 59 seconds. Too horrendous for words.

I know I will get hate mail..............but I hate the Smiths !!!

Dare I admit I'm aware of this... :o ....but what about that ketchup song by those Spanish chicks?

I know people love her but I really can't stand Celine Dion. I have convulsions when I hear her voice.

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