Just curious why people who can gain access into these unhollowed grounds choose not to enter? Are they doomed forever.(Should I get baptised?) The devil is having a slooooooooow day today.Come up with a new topic ZPete as promised.

It's just that some people don't have the excellent taste and sophistication that we Bedlamites possess in abundance.

Also, for many, they are so mad they have not yet found the entrance!

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out...

[rewr!]

...your dead!

[rewr!]

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

MOMO8:

Here's one.

MODERATOR:

Ninepence.

BEDLAM:

I'm not dead!

MODERATOR:

What?

MOMO8:

Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

BEDLAM:

I'm not dead!

MODERATOR:

'Ere. He says he's not dead!

MOM8:

Yes, he is.

BEDLAM:

I'm not!

MODERATOR:

He isn't?

MOM8:

Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

BEDLAM:

I'm getting better!

MOM8:

No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

MODERATOR:

Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

BEDLAM:

I don't want to go on the cart!

MOM8:

Oh, don't be such a baby.

MODERATOR:

I can't take him.

BEDLAM:

I feel fine!

MOMO8:

Well, do us a favour.

MODERATOR:

I can't.

MOM8:

Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

MODERATOR:

No, I've got to go to Freakdoor. They've lost nine today.

MOM8:

Well, when's your next round?

MODERATOR:

Thursday.

BEDLAM:

I think I'll go for a walk.

MOM8:

You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

BEDLAM: [singing]

I feel happy. I feel happy.

[whop]

MOMO8:

Ah, thanks very much.

MODERATOR:

Not at all. See you on Thursday.

MOM8:

Right. All right.

[howl]

[clop clop clop]

Who's that, then?

MODERATOR:

I dunno. Must be George.

MOM8:

Why?

MODERATOR:

He hasn't got shit all over him.

One reason, I think, may be that some have difficulty in contributing to a subject that is not Thai related, or one that is just drivel.

Most of us like drivel in here, and I would say that we all love Thailand in one way of another, but it doesn't rule our lives and we have other experiences that we don't mind discussing.

Another reason is that it appears to be a bit of a clique, it does have that appearance sometimes, but no one is barred entry once they qualify and all are welcomed if they speak up.

Very good Rob, love it

(especially the Freakdoor bit )

Very clever Rob!

Robski what are you smoking? hey the writers' strike is over were you out of a job??? Absolutely hilarious.Am I supposed to be a bondage mistress then?

Thanks Thaddie that's probably the more appropriate response.

Thaddie, reckon ya rite there, matey.

Reckon ya another bored farang.......LOL

Quite obviously, Momo must be.

Lots of us in TV.......hehe.

Just curious why people who can gain access into these unhollowed grounds choose not to enter? Are they doomed forever.(Should I get baptised?) The devil is having a slooooooooow day today.Come up with a new topic ZPete as promised.

Momo, still thinking....... neva a promise.....

Robski what are you smoking? hey the writers' strike is over were you out of a job??? Absolutely hilarious.Am I supposed to be a bondage mistress then?

Thanks Thaddie that's probably the more appropriate response.

Bondage mistress!? I think that's another story and possibly another thread.

It's scene 2 from Monty Python's Life Of Brian, just changed the characters of course, apart from George who plays himself.

Another good thing about Bedlam, it's a private forum and doesn't come up on Google searches as posts made in the main forum do.

So no-one is ever going to sue you here for plagarism, or slander... :D

Thanks Thaddeus, that was of course the sensible answer.

Robski what are you smoking? hey the writers' strike is over were you out of a job??? Absolutely hilarious.Am I supposed to be a bondage mistress then?

Thanks Thaddie that's probably the more appropriate response.

Bondage mistress!? :woot: I think that's another story and possibly another thread.

It's scene 2 from Monty Python's Life Of Brian, just changed the characters of course, apart from Geaorge who plays himself.

Another good thing about Bedlam, it's a private forum and doesn't come up on Google searches as posts made in the main forum do.

So no-one is ever going to sue you here for plagarism, or slander...

Thanks Thaddeus, that was of course the sensible answer.

Good idea, a thread on how mistresses leave bank account 'threadbare'

OOOOPs, there be no thread, no good.

Come on Z surely you can come up with something!!! Where is everyone?? Hung over from last night? Even the Mods are not around hey we can post ANYTHING then.

Ahem...

Robski what are you smoking? hey the writers' strike is over were you out of a job??? Absolutely hilarious.Am I supposed to be a bondage mistress then?

Thanks Thaddie that's probably the more appropriate response.

Bondage mistress!? I think that's another story and possibly another thread.

It's scene 2 from Monty Python's Life Of Brian, just changed the characters of course, apart from George who plays himself.

Another good thing about Bedlam, it's a private forum and doesn't come up on Google searches as posts made in the main forum do.

So no-one is ever going to sue you here for plagarism, or slander... :D

Thanks Thaddeus, that was of course the sensible answer.

Er, wasn't 'Life of Brian'. Oooh, I can't remember which one it was! Grrrr! Was it The Holy Grail?

Oh yes of course 'Holy Grail'

I knew that, actually thought I typed it and even read it when I looked at it.

Force of habit...? Centuwion, stwike him wuffly.

Ok, yeah, Bedlam is sort of comatose or "dead" as it is sometimes called....yep.......it is. Gawd knows I've done my part to liven things up!!! What with the rock threads and associated appurtenances and now the Last Word threads I think from time to time I am considered to be a mover and shaker in some corners...maybe....but anyway I've got an idea.......maybe we need to advertise a bit around in the other forums so I am volunteering my time and talent to create an bit of a promotional thread which I could post in the ladies forum...to wit:

GOOD MORNING BABES!!!...you sweet things are sure LOOKING GOOD!!! I'm Chownah and I'm here representing the boys of bedlam!!! Yeah!!!! We're here to let you know!!! Now we know that we the boys of bedlam are scum....yes....we know that....and yes we know that in the world of scum we are NOT the scum that rises to the top but WE ARE THE SCUM THAT SINKS TO THE BOTTOM....THE VERY BOTTOM..........so since we are displaying our good taste by expressing how good you doooo look and since we are displaying our humble attitude by expressing how LOW we reallllly are....why don't some of you fine things come over and diplay your posting style for us to observe....or you could just send a picture or two to put in one of our picture threads if you are too shy to show up in person.

Chownah

That should liven things up here...don't you think?

chownah

Yeah but hang on: There;s a valid point we're overlooking.

If the expression " I think, therefore I am" has any value, it is that which defines life.

"I think, therefore I live."

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but last I checked, Bedlam didn't think. (and I'm not even talking about the people who use Bedlam, yet).

Ergo, If Bedlam doesn't think,

Bedlam doesn't live.

Hence, Bedlam is, indeedy, dead.

(But if it never lived, how can it be dead - There can be no hot without cold.)

Thanks Chow.

Now all we need is 'You ain't seen nothing yet' by Bachman Turner Overdrive playing in the background.......

Let's Rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mzPeHNT7zs

Porktastic!

Correct me if I'm wrong here

You're wrong here.

Chownah

Yeah but hang on: There;s a valid point we're overlooking.

If the expression " I think, therefore I am" has any value, it is that which defines life.

"I think, therefore I live."

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but last I checked, Bedlam didn't think. (and I'm not even talking about the people who use Bedlam, yet).

Ergo, If Bedlam doesn't think,

Bedlam doesn't live.

Hence, Bedlam is, indeedy, dead.

(But if it never lived, how can it be dead - There can be no hot without cold.)

No, if it doesn't think, therefore it's not!

Thanks Chow.

Now all we need is 'You ain't seen nothing yet' by Bachman Turner Overdrive playing in the background.......

Let's Rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mzPeHNT7zs

Porktastic!

Porktastic indeed mate!