The Birds And Bees

A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds

and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.

Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa

speech."

At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny speech."

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth

fairy speech."

"If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get

laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"