first post...hope you like it

Gino got married to Maria, who was the only daughter of a Mafia boss. Gino spent every day of his life in fear of offending his father-in-law. On their tenth wedding anniversary he asked maria was there anything he could do to complete her happiness?

"well" she said, "you hava da bada habit. al-aways you picka da nose. maybe you no do dis nor more?"

"Oh my darling" replied Gino, "dis is da one ting I cannot do for you"

She accepted his reply, and life continued.

On their twentieth anniversary, Gino asked the same question.

Maria thought for a moment, then said "Darling, for twenty years when we maka da love, you al-aways ona da top. maybe I coulda be onna da top tonight"

"oh my darling" replied Gino "dis is da one ting I cannot do for you"

Maria looked at him and said "In twenty years I only aska two tings froma you, and both times you cannota do. Why-a not?"

Gino sheepishly looked at her and said "whena we gota married, your poppa, Don Corleone, tooka me into hisa room and saida dis: My boy, now-a you a member of-a my family. Remember dis, always keep your nose clean and DON'T <deleted> UP!!"

just wondering,

is this really italian accent??

i'm trying to recall!