What Animal Does Your Partner Remind You Of ?

[pumpuiman]

In another thread I described my lovely wife as 10% spitting cobra 30% wise old elephant and 60% stubborn buffalo

I thought it might be fun to see others descriptions of their significant others, mother in law's, children....etc...in comparison to animals

A short explanation of why you perceive them as such might make it more interesting, but not required........

Have Fun....

[lazeeboy]

my wife is a cross between a lamb and a cobra ,soft and gentle ,but can turn in a second ,beware ,never argue in the kitchen ,too many pointed things in there

[Naam]

no buffalo on this planet exists that can be as stubborn as my wife is... not always but quite often. but i have never experienced her as a spitting cobra. when i think back at the 29 years we are married and during which time she had to put up with an @sshole like i me i somehow associate her with a patient mule carrying a heavy load without too much complaining

[kiakaha]

the amount of makeup she uses..i'd have to say a cuttlefish

[aries27]

In another thread I described my lovely wife as 60% stubborn buffalo

i hope you are not referring to size?

[aries27]

In another thread I described my lovely wife as 60% stubborn buffalo

i hope you are not referring to size?

[crowbait]

In strictest confidence, my wife reminds me of a grizly bear..................nearly always asleep but bloody savge when she's not

On the other hand, my mother-in-law has a face like a bashed crab!!

[Nignoy]

well wife number1 was a cute delicate and very cuddly isaan golden cat who always made me purr wife number 2 started as a cute puppy after 9 months she changed into a Rabid Doberman with her mother Attila the Westphalian Hun as her trainer and constant companion, they both could spend money as if I had my own bank but I got my revenge on both of them will put my revenge story in the jokes section, A few of our older german members might remember the mother in laws story it got quite a lot of publicity in northern germany in 75!!Lovely wife number 3 a cross between an owl for her cleverness, a squirrel for her ability to save , a koala for love and cuddles and a 75 kilo Tasmanian Devil when aroused always got my back in a fight! a companion to weather the storms of life with Nignoy

[pumpuiman]

In another thread I described my lovely wife as 60% stubborn buffalo

i hope you are not referring to size?

No....temperament.

As far as size....not a soi cat, but a healthy house cat.

[mikethevigoman]

no buffalo on this planet exists that can be as stubborn as my wife is... not always but quite often. but i have never experienced her as a spitting cobra. when i think back at the 29 years we are married and during which time she had to put up with an @sshole like i me i somehow associate her with a patient mule carrying a heavy load without too much complaining

I love most of your posts naam, and this one is no exception !

[Cuban]

MIL = Tortoise

Sister #1 = Fox

Sister #2 = Pig

Brother #1 = Monkey

There are other animals in the local Zoo...

[pampal]

Stubborn Mule sums it up for my ex gf

[aries27]

ok, will be fair and contribute, Pumpuiman...

an ex called himself a lap dog...so unfair to my dog!

[Zpete]

My wife/partner, is daed......

So hafta be 'worms'.....

[wileycoyote]

As relaxed as a cat!

As relaxed as a cat !

Wiley Coyote

[wileycoyote]

Oops sorry

Wiley Coyote

[Thaddeus]

Parrot.

Nice plumage, but never shuts up.

[Old Croc]

Giggling Hyena

[favre360]

A baboon: Instinctually cunning, attacks when provoked, wide nose, and a dark patch on each butt cheek , her last name also ends with boon so its quite easy to throw a "ba" in there.

[warfie]

elephants never forget (so they say)

goldfish... as in; the attention span of same

parrot, repeats the same things again and again and again andagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagain.......

squirrel for saving (thanks Nignoy!)

sometimes kitten, sometimes tiger... should be obvious...

just in case she ever reads this, I'll say goodbye now

[simon43]

Leech?

Simon

[wolfmanjack]

I have to go with the spitting cobra. I used to call her that quite a bit. Have to throw in some buffalo for being stupid in some ways and whatever animal sleeps the most. maybe an old hound.

[BEENTHEREDONETHAT]

Elephant She never forgets

Fox smart and foxy

House cat....cuddly

All of the above

[GangsterOfLove]

Figuratively, my wife's a snake, because she's a lying, cheating bitch filled with deceit.

[warfie]

Figuratively, my wife's a snake, because she's a lying, cheating bitch filled with deceit.

feel the love...

[zaza]

a chameleon........

[Zpete]

The invisible woman, no partner.......LOL

[tijnebijn]

a chameleon........

You mean Camel , not ?

[zaza]

a chameleon........

You mean Camel , not ?

not; the camel is me ;cause am the one with the humps

[bkkjames]

Even though her nickname would suggest otherwise (Nok), she reminds me of an otter, always eating seafood, slippery when wet, and cute as cute can be.