In another thread I described my lovely wife as 10% spitting cobra 30% wise old elephant and 60% stubborn buffalo

I thought it might be fun to see others descriptions of their significant others, mother in law's, children....etc...in comparison to animals

A short explanation of why you perceive them as such might make it more interesting, but not required........

Have Fun....

my wife is a cross between a lamb and a cobra ,soft and gentle ,but can turn in a second ,beware ,never argue in the kitchen ,too many pointed things in there

no buffalo on this planet exists that can be as stubborn as my wife is... not always but quite often. but i have never experienced her as a spitting cobra. when i think back at the 29 years we are married and during which time she had to put up with an @sshole like i me i somehow associate her with a patient mule carrying a heavy load without too much complaining

the amount of makeup she uses..i'd have to say a cuttlefish

In another thread I described my lovely wife as 60% stubborn buffalo

i hope you are not referring to size?

In another thread I described my lovely wife as 60% stubborn buffalo

i hope you are not referring to size?

In strictest confidence, my wife reminds me of a grizly bear..................nearly always asleep but bloody savge when she's not

On the other hand, my mother-in-law has a face like a bashed crab!!

well wife number1 was a cute delicate and very cuddly isaan golden cat who always made me purr wife number 2 started as a cute puppy after 9 months she changed into a Rabid Doberman with her mother Attila the Westphalian Hun as her trainer and constant companion, they both could spend money as if I had my own bank but I got my revenge on both of them will put my revenge story in the jokes section, A few of our older german members might remember the mother in laws story it got quite a lot of publicity in northern germany in 75!!Lovely wife number 3 a cross between an owl for her cleverness, a squirrel for her ability to save , a koala for love and cuddles and a 75 kilo Tasmanian Devil when aroused always got my back in a fight! a companion to weather the storms of life with Nignoy

In another thread I described my lovely wife as 60% stubborn buffalo

i hope you are not referring to size?

No....temperament.

As far as size....not a soi cat, but a healthy house cat.

no buffalo on this planet exists that can be as stubborn as my wife is... not always but quite often. but i have never experienced her as a spitting cobra. when i think back at the 29 years we are married and during which time she had to put up with an @sshole like i me i somehow associate her with a patient mule carrying a heavy load without too much complaining

I love most of your posts naam, and this one is no exception !

MIL = Tortoise

Sister #1 = Fox

Sister #2 = Pig

Brother #1 = Monkey

There are other animals in the local Zoo...

Stubborn Mule sums it up for my ex gf

ok, will be fair and contribute, Pumpuiman...

an ex called himself a lap dog...so unfair to my dog!

My wife/partner, is daed......

So hafta be 'worms'.....

As relaxed as a cat!

As relaxed as a cat !

Wiley Coyote

Oops sorry

Wiley Coyote

Parrot.

Nice plumage, but never shuts up.

Giggling Hyena

A baboon: Instinctually cunning, attacks when provoked, wide nose, and a dark patch on each butt cheek , her last name also ends with boon so its quite easy to throw a "ba" in there.

elephants never forget (so they say)

goldfish... as in; the attention span of same

parrot, repeats the same things again and again and again andagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagain.......

squirrel for saving (thanks Nignoy!)

sometimes kitten, sometimes tiger... should be obvious...

just in case she ever reads this, I'll say goodbye now

Leech?

Simon

I have to go with the spitting cobra. I used to call her that quite a bit. Have to throw in some buffalo for being stupid in some ways and whatever animal sleeps the most. maybe an old hound.

Elephant She never forgets

Fox smart and foxy

House cat....cuddly

All of the above

Figuratively, my wife's a snake, because she's a lying, cheating bitch filled with deceit.

Figuratively, my wife's a snake, because she's a lying, cheating bitch filled with deceit.

feel the love...

a chameleon........

The invisible woman, no partner.......LOL

a chameleon........

You mean Camel , not ?

a chameleon........

You mean Camel , not ?

not; the camel is me ;cause am the one with the humps

Even though her nickname would suggest otherwise (Nok), she reminds me of an otter, always eating seafood, slippery when wet, and cute as cute can be.