Shy Guy And Beautiful Gal In A Bar

[AltumAngel]

Surprising Answer

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean by $200?"

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[Boater]

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Edited July 13, 2008 by Boater

[Canadianvisitor]

The single men's class is learning ethics and manners.

Ethics Teacher, Question: "How does one excuse themselves if they have to go to the bathroom during a dinner date."

First guy:" Excuse me my love I have to take a quick leak I'll be right back"

Ethics Teacher:"Well I think it could be phrased better without saying "take a leak",

that sounds a tad vulgar."

Second guy: "How about this, Have a look at the menu dear, I have to go to the bathroom".

Ethics Teacher "I think it could be said without using the word bathroom."

Third guy: "I know it I have used this one before, how about this ... I will be right

back sweetheart, I just have to go and shake hands with a good friend of mine, don't worry I will be introducing the two of you after we finish up our wine!"

[Sigi]

Estate Planning 101

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father

died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he

went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever

seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary

man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father

will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later,

she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men.

[scyriacus]

Women are so much smarter than men. and they don't surprise me anymore. but i have to admit, they impress me more & more

[RakJungTorlae]

ok the jokes are geating slightly better

slightly.

I got this feeling this is an “AI BOT” for the internet