elkangorito Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 (edited) Thailand is the only country in the world to have "Thai electricity". If you don't believe me, next time you see a Thai electrician, ask him about "earthing". He may say something like, "Thai electricity different...not need earthing." As for the "Land of Smiles", Thailand is the only country in the world to announce that they are "The Land of Smiles" but when you have your photograph taken for official reasons (eg school), you are not permitted to smile. Why? "You must be serious." In the next breath, you are told that you are being too serious. Edited July 17, 2008 by elkangorito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THAILIBAN Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 thailand is the biggest exporter of chickens u mean those with 2 legs, if I interprete your avatar right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 quoted............"M.R. Kukrit Pramoj. In 1975, he became the 13th Prime Minister of Thailand." ................................................................................ ......................... M.L. Kukrit Pramoj was once teaching at Thammasart at the Faculty of Laws (ka-na-ni-ti-sart). He was very popular among young and good lookings students. It was a well known fact. I would say he was the very first important and afluent public figure to come out of the closet. His entourage comprised a dozen of these good looks young men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo4u Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 in old thai tradition, the good son of a father got the ricefields, the bad son the palm with the coconuts - now imagin this in all areas like pattaya, koh samui and the million beaches of thailand - the bad boys became rich ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrt273nva Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 in old thai tradition, the good son of a father got the ricefields, the bad son the palm with the coconuts - now imagin this in all areas like pattaya, koh samui and the million beaches of thailand - the bad boys became rich ! karma will get them in their next life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeddah Jo Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 The present King of Thailand, His Majesty King Bhumibol Adulyadej (Rama IX) possesses ten white elephants with another six, not yet appointed royal elephants. The first white elephant appointed during His Majesty's reign is "Phra Sawet Adulyadej Phanon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiakaha Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 The current Thai King was born in the U.S. so that gives him defacto U.S. citizenship but I think he/they renounced it a long time ago. The King also has 1 prosthetic eye, made from glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiakaha Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Complete rubbish, you simply can't say it properly. Ok congradulations you have went one step to far. Maybe I can't pronounce it properly but my Thai wife darn sure can and still they didn't know it. Thailand is not made up of only well educated people here is Issan the average person gets a 6th grade education. That doesn't leave a whole lot of room for history lessons. Not saying they are not intelligent they simply have not been given the information. Now first time through guy saying I was not being truthful was at least respectful. So I guess you know what you can do with rubbish hot shot. So have your say you won't here from me about it I have said what I needed to say and I gave up along time ago trying to communicate with idiots. To add some pure objective facts to the cat fight In Thai it is written สยาม (sa yaam). And pronounced as such. So it is understandable how a non reader of thai script could easily mispronounce the SIAM transliteration that is in popular use. To use English word phonetic as an example mispronunciation guide.... Sigh Am, Sigh Um, See Am, See Um, etc.... all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 According to a very reliable source that bought be a drink or three last night, the true origin of the phrase “Dar-kling” come from the recent past when a group of Soi 6's finest staff were having a quite break on one February evening shortly after the great St Valentines Day rush of 2540 and were watching their favorite telephone show Star Trek Voyager, for it was that very episode filmed on stardate 50693.2 where the word Darkling was used as the show's title. As as so many farang look like the show's cast in that episode they celibrate the event, by repeating the word many times every evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 thailand is the biggest exporter of chickens u mean those with 2 legs is there any other type.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaidiver Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Thai people tell more lies, per capita, than all of Nigeria, Ireland, and the Philippines combined. That is enough lies to fill the Houston Astrodome 7.5 times! Source: (Belguim International Lying Institute) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edonista Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)You wont find that on Wikipedia !!! Really they call you dark ling meaning monkey ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiakaha Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)You wont find that on Wikipedia !!! Really they call you dark ling meaning monkey ass. What is said is one of several things, depending on dialect and word used. Monkey face and Monkey ass are only 2 such possibilities. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089309 http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089392 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xangsamhua Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)You wont find that on Wikipedia !!! Really they call you dark ling meaning monkey ass. What is said is one of several things, depending on dialect and word used. Monkey face and Monkey ass are only 2 such possibilities. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089309 http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089392 From Thai2English.com ดาก (ดาก-) dàak [N] a prolapsing of the rectum (not a pretty sight) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiakaha Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)You wont find that on Wikipedia !!! Really they call you dark ling meaning monkey ass. What is said is one of several things, depending on dialect and word used. Monkey face and Monkey ass are only 2 such possibilities. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089309 http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089392 From Thai2English.com ดาก (ดาก-) dàak [N] a prolapsing of the rectum (not a pretty sight) Issan slang, not central thai dialect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xangsamhua Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)You wont find that on Wikipedia !!! Really they call you dark ling meaning monkey ass. What is said is one of several things, depending on dialect and word used. Monkey face and Monkey ass are only 2 such possibilities. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089309 http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089392 From Thai2English.com ดาก (ดาก-) dàak [N] a prolapsing of the rectum (not a pretty sight) Issan slang, not central thai dialect. Yes, probably not something some polite Bangkokian would say. The So Sethaputra New Model dictionary cites it as "n. a plug; tissue at the end of the anus, which becomes piles if swollen, the rectum. I first heard the term used in Vientiane many years ago, so I'd say you're right - it's Lao/Issan slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)You wont find that on Wikipedia !!! Really they call you dark ling meaning monkey ass. What is said is one of several things, depending on dialect and word used. Monkey face and Monkey ass are only 2 such possibilities. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089309 http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089392 From Thai2English.com ดาก (ดาก-) dàak [N] a prolapsing of the rectum (not a pretty sight) Issan slang, not central thai dialect. Yes, probably not something some polite Bangkokian would say. The So Sethaputra New Model dictionary cites it as "n. a plug; tissue at the end of the anus, which becomes piles if swollen, the rectum. I first heard the term used in Vientiane many years ago, so I'd say you're right - it's Lao/Issan slang. It's not an Isarn term - it's Thai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptHaddock Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 King Ramkhamhaeng, who ruled at the end of the thirteenth century, created the first Thai alphabet. Sorry, he did not. Thai is made out of letters from various languages. King Ramkhamhaeng codified the Thai alphabet. Or at least he took credit for it in the manner of kings everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 was told this by a Thai today....its a Thai saying have to paraphrase... Do you know what causes traffic jams/human jams in Thailand?? The Police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosha Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 There are no bad Thai drivers, they just have bad luck. (Gospel according to my wife) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamishgillan Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Central department store is the first .........and Chidlom is its first branch. err, that would be central wangburapha...... central wangburapha is now defunct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamishgillan Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 You will never bed a pretty Thai university student or bank clerk, but you knew that! HA HA HA, but you still live here, why? you lie awake thinking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamishgillan Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 another fact BTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 You will never bed a pretty Thai university student or bank clerk, but you knew that! HA HA HA, but you still live here, why? you lie awake thinking.... Speak for yourself HG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enyaw Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 The bar girls aren't calling you "Darling" (English)..... they are called you "NaLing" (Thai -> Monkey Face)You wont find that on Wikipedia !!! Really they call you dark ling meaning monkey ass. What is said is one of several things, depending on dialect and word used. Monkey face and Monkey ass are only 2 such possibilities. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089309 http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?s=...t&p=2089392 From Thai2English.com ดาก (ดาก-) dàak [N] a prolapsing of the rectum (not a pretty sight) Issan slang, not central thai dialect. Yes, probably not something some polite Bangkokian would say. The So Sethaputra New Model dictionary cites it as "n. a plug; tissue at the end of the anus, which becomes piles if swollen, the rectum. I first heard the term used in Vientiane many years ago, so I'd say you're right - it's Lao/Issan slang. I think the term refers to a Baboon ie the monkey with the big red swollen ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamishgillan Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 You will never bed a pretty Thai university student or bank clerk, but you knew that! HA HA HA, but you still live here, why? you lie awake thinking.... Speak for yourself HG. Mabye that day will come.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamishgillan Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 (edited) But seriously though, it's not asif you see forigeners walking around arm in arm with Pretty Thai girls everyday, a BG sure. Edited July 22, 2008 by hamishgillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 (edited) My wife was a pretty university student when I met her.....now she calls me a pervert when I ask her to try on her uniform again. that is a fact (the 2nd part) Edited July 22, 2008 by mmushr00m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamishgillan Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 (edited) Just so we Know what we're talking about. Edited July 22, 2008 by hamishgillan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Central department store is the first .........and Chidlom is its first branch. err, that would be central wangburapha...... central wangburapha is now defunct. george washington is dead but still the 1st president (under the us constitution) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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