When will you guys ever learn what to do and what not to do with your genitals? I liked the picnic table one!!! I mean, did he lust after it for weeks on end and just decided that he had to have it, that it was the sexiest table he had seen in a long whilè......

Maybe he had been rejected by another picnic table and found this one on the rebound.

To be fair to the guy - he probably was trying to avoid attention.

Consider if he was walking around with 'Lovely Lita The Blow-up Beauty', people might guess what was on his mind. Walking round with a picnic table - he could safely check into a hotel without any one being the wiser to his choice of outdoor snack.

I could be completely pedantic, but it's too nice a day to go upsetting a Mod

It was fairly poor wasn't it...

Makes a change from those 'Thai man caught having sex with female dog, which was looking at him in a sexy way ...' stories.

Peter

The bitch was !! ( The owner has accepted the apology and a small amount of compensation for the dog biscuits )

Makes a change from those 'Thai man caught having sex with female dog, which was looking at him in a sexy way ...' stories.

Peter

HEHEHE I remember that one.

When asked why he had screwed the dog his reply was, "The dog was wagging it's tail and looking all sexy"

I got a great laugh out of that one.

Makes a change from those 'Thai man caught having sex with female dog, which was looking at him in a sexy way ...' stories.

Peter

HEHEHE I remember that one.

When asked why he had screwed the dog his reply was, "The dog was wagging it's tail and looking all sexy"

I got a great laugh out of that one.

What would the offspring be..........?

Thaidog.

Dogthaied.

......sum suggestions.....LOL