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Maori In The Chinese Restuarant.

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A maori fulla went into a Chinese restuarant and asked the pimply faced young Chinese waiter.

Maori Fulla: Hey bro!! Whats your soup of the day??

Chinese Waiter: Ahh my engrish not so good soup is....buuk buk buk (Chicken noise).

Maori fulla: Oh yea chicken!!

Chinese waiter: No no Buuuk buk buk buk!!!

Maori fulla: Yea sounds like chicken!!

Chinese waiter: No no not chicken, I bring for you to try!!

So the Chinese waiter comes out with a big bowl of soup and puts it in front of the Maori fulla to try.

Maori fulla: Sluurp!!! Thats mushroom man!!!

Chinese waiter: Ahh yes yes that is it, my engrish not so good.

Maori full: Then why did you make a noise like a bloody chicken??

Chinese waiter: Ahh I can not make a noise like a mushloom!!

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