Left a MacDonalds at the weekend smirking, as the pretty girl serving up the pap was called Hitler !!!!

Just to start you off, here is a rather unfortunate fellow

I went to school with a Paul Hiscock. Poor boy was teased all the time, what bastard parents

One of my German friends here has warned his sister that if she comes over to visit not to tell any Thai speaker that her name is Dagmar.

I still work with a guy called Micheal Hunt. I've used his sunday name in this post but he prefers to be called Mike

I had to speak with a Helmut Wanke a few weeks ago. He sounded a bitter man for some reason.

Jennifer Manlove, PhD, Senior Research Associate and director of the Fertility and Family Structure Content Area.

Muffie Sproat, picture coordinator for Vogue.

Yitz Brilliant, writer-director of Christ In The City.

Alfred <deleted>, inventa

Judy Wank, minister of the Society for Ethical Culture.

Canaan Banana, first president of Zimbabwe.

Mustapha Kunt, Turkish diplomat based in Moscow in 1943.

Anil Dikshit, Professor, Centre for Environmental Science and Engineering, Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay..

One of the Korean Cabinet Ministers killed in the Yangon bomb attack in 1983 was called Lee Bum Suk, a rather unfortunate name for a politician I thought.

When in Iran I had many Armenian friends and colleagues.

Their church in Shiraz was called the Wank Cathedral.

Current Japanese lady volley ball player is called......Takashita ( she's actually good at volley ball too )

I went to school with a Paul Hiscock. Poor boy was teased all the time, what bastard parents

Pull his cock!

:cheesy:

Mustapha Kunt, Turkish diplomat based in Moscow in 1943.

Anil Dikshit, Professor, Centre for Environmental Science and Engineering, Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay..

Nealy shit my pants! :cheesy::cheesy:

I have dealings with a Dutch guy called Bohnke.

Moss

My brothers Father in law is called Harry Upstill.

He was always getting strangers telephoning him during the middle of the night saying...........

Are you upstill!!!

Dave

p.s. Just remembered, my first girlfriends name. Heather Theile

I went out with a Lily White!

My ex-wife showed me a patient's notes (outside of file only) in the hospital she worked.

Patient's name : Henrietta Dyck.

I swear this is true and the file looked genuine.

I refuse to go any further with additional comments.

Richard Head (nickname..of course.."dick") - didnt know him personally though.

Bryan Dick - Old friend and rising (sorry for the pun) actor. His first acting job was playing the main part (as the young Henry) in a BBC mini series "The life and Times of Henry Pratt". Henry Pratt, played by Bryan Dick. He was teased relentlessly for how ridiculous it sounded.

My ex's mums maiden name was Dickman. She always said she was so happy when she got married.

I once worked with a guy named Patrick Me - he always signed his name P Me! I also worked with a P Podd.

Working in a bank had a customer called Mary Hasapis and another called Boris Badenov (anyone remember Rocky and Bullwinkle ?).

The best: a German girl in high school named Barbie Doll......and she was !

Last week an officer was dismissed from the HK Cops..............His name, Die YUNG, seems he did.

A Korean guy I worked with and who became a great friend is called Song Mu Seop, he and his wife recently had a daughter they called Song Sing Ah.

I saw this guy's name flash up in a movie credit on a DVD, Brain Wankum. He should have worked in the blue movie industry.

my cousin has the surname NUTT. his first wifes name was HAZEL.

true story.

Ginger Minge..was a real person at a University in the USA, saw a picture of her, she wasn't ginger either !!

I went to school with a guy who's family name was Crapp.

When he got married he took his wife's name. Said he wasn't having his kids go through what he did.

my cousin has the surname NUTT. his first wifes name was HAZEL.

true story.

Thats not unfortunate, its cute!

My aunt's maiden name was Smellie

My Sister Brooke married a cop by the surname of Good. He is Constable Good and my Sis is B. Good. (True and all)

When I was in the Army in Melbourne in 1975....there was a girl called Wendy Hore....she was a private....and the WRAACS were housed in building 69 at the School Of Signals.

When the Guard rosters were issued it used to come up as.....

Pte W Hore Building 69

Absolutely the truth.

I also worked with an Alison Wankey in the paint industry....the only person in the company who was paged by her first name only.

I also had a mate whos name was Tench.....first initial S

the surname NUTT. his first wifes name was HAZEL.

Pte W Hore

Tench.....first initial S

Just what were their parents thinking?

Good Luck

Moss

I've posted this before, but I'll post it again.

I went to school with a lad called Russell Sprout.

Parents either the biggest dimwits known to man, or...... well, work it out yourself.