Tennessee Folklore(apologies To Anyone From There)

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Tennessee Folklore

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries.

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Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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An Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

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Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! up in flames , and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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A new law was recently passed in Tennessee . . . When a couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.

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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the Tennessee driver what gear he was in at the! moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"

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Folks in Tennessee now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told

"17 and under are not admitted".

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An Tennessee man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"