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Dar Bedlam Pirate Club

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Yeah, Bounty for me....and lots of 'em, me hearties....

don't think that dey had no chocolates in de British navy on de high seas, below decks, in de late 18th century... <_<

however, quite possibly there were homosexual activities...see the cartoonist S. Clay Wilson and 'Captain Pissgums'...and the rest of his lonely pirate crew...

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regarding Captain Pissgums and 'HERE COME THE DYKES!' someone should separate this cartoon panel and use it as an insert whenever political correctness raises its heid on thaivisa...I know for a fack that PC was invented by lesbian separatists in Berkeley in the early 80s...

(an' it infected the love of my life who had legs up to here and destroyed our relationship thereby to set tutsi adrift forever on the high seas of outrageous fortune...arrr...)

cue scheherazade first movement and Sinbad upon the sea...

Avast there me hearties. Indeed were I taken aback to spy yer sribbin on this eer parch aaaaaaaaaaa!

I be looking for safe lay to drop anchor, aaaaaaaar, tie up it is, all along side like. Aaaaaaaar.

Me has nailed me likeness to this here parch, twas when I were a nay the size of a boil on a bilge rat’s ass.

So, what say you scurvy dogs, aaaaaaaaaaaaaar aaaaar, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

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Yeah, Bounty for me....and lots of 'em, me hearties....

don't think that dey had no chocolates in de British navy on de high seas, below decks, in de late 18th century... dry.gif

however, quite possibly there were homosexual activities...see the cartoonist S. Clay Wilson and 'Captain Pissgums'...and the rest of his lonely pirate crew...

Tis true, shipmate, aaaaaaaar…Me think some sea dogs be too light in yer step, aaaaaaaaaar

I be knowing of two swabs aaaaaar, ‘Matersbates and Rodger the cabin boy’ shiver me timbers!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, begging yer pardon.........That twas a long un, aaar!

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Holy Crap ..theres a hell of a lot of "arrrrrrrrs" to make up for!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....................................rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................................rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

*ic* :)

What did the lesbians want to seperate from? huh.png

well...yessee, a lot of lesbians don't like men...not to say all, of course but things got so bad back in the early 80s that it was uncool for a progressive type woman to declare that she was a 'het'...being heterosexual was a stigma: 'get back you pig and quit lookin' at me legs!...I know what ye wanna do an' I don't gotta have sex with you unless I wanna!...'...a crestfallen tutsi: 'but sweetheart, hasn't it always ever been thus?...'...and in the background I could hear her lesbian-separatist law school chums sniggering...I wanted to set fire to the law school at Boalt Hall at Berkeley and shoot them as they came running out...

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i meant *hic* ...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........................rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....................rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......^.^

HEY, WTH WE DONT HAVE A PIRATE SMILEY EH??!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad.gif

What did the lesbians want to seperate from? huh.png

well...yessee, a lot of lesbians don't like men...not to say all, of course but things got so bad back in the early 80s that it was uncool for a progressive type woman to declare that she was a 'het'...being heterosexual was a stigma: 'get back you pig and quit lookin' at me legs!...I know what ye wanna do an' I don't gotta have sex with you unless I wanna!...'...a crestfallen tutsi: 'but sweetheart, hasn't it always ever been thus?...'...and in the background I could hear her lesbian-separatist law school chums sniggering...I wanted to set fire to the law school at Boalt Hall at Berkeley and shoot them as they came running out...

You would never think, to listen to the ladies of Bedlam, that men were anything else but self confident lechers who never missed out, who used and discarded women like Kleenex. Little do they know how we suffered, how insecure we were and how much we worried about our perceived ugliness and social clumsiness. How foolish those girls were, those that drove us off with scornful looks and laughter, We were a far better catch then than most of us are now.

What did the lesbians want to seperate from? huh.png

well...yessee, a lot of lesbians don't like men...not to say all, of course but things got so bad back in the early 80s that it was uncool for a progressive type woman to declare that she was a 'het'...being heterosexual was a stigma: 'get back you pig and quit lookin' at me legs!...I know what ye wanna do an' I don't gotta have sex with you unless I wanna!...'...a crestfallen tutsi: 'but sweetheart, hasn't it always ever been thus?...'...and in the background I could hear her lesbian-separatist law school chums sniggering...I wanted to set fire to the law school at Boalt Hall at Berkeley and shoot them as they came running out...

You would never think, to listen to the ladies of Bedlam, that men were anything else but self confident lechers who never missed out, who used and discarded women like Kleenex. Little do they know how we suffered, how insecure we were and how much we worried about our perceived ugliness and social clumsiness. How foolish those girls were, those that drove us off with scornful looks and laughter, We were a far better catch then than most of us are now.

Only to add I'm a better pirate than ever aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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( I'm dyslexic )

Speaking of things piratical, remember the Black Pearl (Pirates of the Caribbean, etc)? I was thinking of giving the missus a black pearl necklace. Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!

the Black Pearl shivers me timbers...it looks like one would imagine the doomed ship from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner...silent and adrift on a malevolent sea...it wouda make a 'grey beard loon' outta me too...

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What does a pirate call a prostitute?

A hook aarrrrrrrr!

errrrrr......

What does a pirate call a prostitute?

A hook aarrrrrrrr!

errrrrr......

Them be mighty fancy words comin' from Cap'in Squeeky.

Bewares yees all.

Someone explain it to ye parrot..... arrrgg

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^or a malevolent ghost monkey...

a captain in boots and curls snarls :' avast there me hearties so I can smell yer private parts...'

'some somali nigger tryin' t'be a pirate?'... and with a burst of gunfire and a sneer...'don't &lt;deleted&gt; with me, nigger...'

('don't blame me...it was somebody else...I have diabetes and high blood pressure and can hardly walk...')

a captain in boots and curls snarls :' avast there me hearties so I can smell yer private parts...'

'some somali nigger tryin' t'be a pirate?'... and with a burst of gunfire and a sneer...'don't &lt;deleted&gt; with me, nigger...'

('don't blame me...it was somebody else...I have diabetes and high blood pressure and can hardly walk...')

get below to the stinking orlop where thee belongs , mudrake that ye are !

HEY, WTH WE DONT HAVE A PIRATE SMILEY EH??!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad.gif

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Arrrrrrrrr!, ye should cut and paste the following:-

[url=http://www.cool-smileys.com/pirate-smiley-with-an-eyepatch][img=http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/pirate-smiley.jpg][/url]

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

Tutsi said the N word, tutsi said the N word.

Pretty poor pirate smiley, where's his hook and peg leg?

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"I am not a nigga, i am a pirate" blink.png

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Shiver me timbers...... Arrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!

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Erm...all aboard the poop deck.......? blink.png

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Good picture, buy a strange place to keep a torch ? Arrrrrrrgh

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