November 19, 200817 yr Pasta jar penetrator pleads guilty A man who led police on an extremely slow car chase north of Sydney was found to have his penis stuck in a pasta sauce jar, a court has heard. Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, then refused to step out his car once he had been pulled over on Centenary Drive, Newcastle, despite the efforts of four policemen using capsicum spray and batons, the Newcastle Herald reports. One officer even told the court Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling" before he was finally taken into custody. A search of his car found pornography, women's stockings, a home-made sex aid and a Jack Russell terrier. The bizarre chase began when officers noticed Weatherley parked in a no-stopping zone "doing something with his hands" and suspected he might have a weapon. They drew their pistols but Weatherley drove away at approximately 20km/h when he noticed them. The chase lasted nearly 10 minutes, despite police flashing their patrol car's lights during the pursuit. Weatherley pleaded guilty in Newcastle Local Court charges of offensive behavior, resisting police and disobeying a police direction. When asked by magistrate Elaine Truscott why he behaved the way he did, Weatherley said he was trying to make himself "decent". He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action being taken.
November 19, 200817 yr there is obviously only one question that needs to be asked here: how big was that pasta jar?
November 19, 200817 yr He was a German.. "Heh Cobber is that your penis stuck in a puppy" " Jah" " Oh sorry mate, that's normal and Australian, I thought you were some kind of perve and it was a Jack russell " " Jah " " Ok....No need to go on about it, anyone can make a mistake mate"
November 20, 200817 yr Men really are the strangest creatures. But quite easily controlled Patts, just allow then full use of the fridge and tv remote, putty, women on the other hand........
November 20, 200817 yr Tiggs!!! Just had an image of Dolmio's spraying all over the inside of a car...
November 22, 200817 yr Pasta jar penetrator pleads guiltyOne officer even told the court Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling" before he was finally taken into custody.
November 22, 200817 yr A search of his car found pornography, women's stockings, a home-made sex aid and a Jack Russell terrier. A search of any black Fortuner will provide the same.
November 22, 200817 yr Author there is obviously only one question that needs to be asked here:how big was that pasta jar? Typical woman, it's always about size.
November 22, 200817 yr there is obviously only one question that needs to be asked here:how big was that pasta jar? Typical woman, it's always about size.
November 27, 200817 yr Cops just jealous they do not fit a pasta jar, just flop about. Maybe he was a sperm donor just going about his business,
November 27, 200817 yr Maybe he was a sperm donor just going about his business, Yeah, and his flight to London via Bangkok was cancelled due to the new airport management. He's a wimp anyway, a real man would've used a jar of Patak's chilli pickle .
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