Hunting

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Roy wanted to be a hunter.

He purchased a gun big enough to shoot a bear and went into the forest. After a few ours he saw a very big bear on about 75 meters distance and started fire. He could not see if he made a hit so he fired a long series of shoots. Finally he felt somebody knocking on his shoulder. He turned around to his astonishment there stood the bear. The bear took his gun and broke it to pieces, as it had been a match. Then the bear roamed angrily:

– You are a piece of shit, trying to come out her to shoot me. I have to punish you, take down your panties, turn around and down on your knees!

Roy was afraid to death and couldn’t do noting but as the bear said.

After the bear made what he wanted he let Roy go. Roy had problems with walking as his back hurt as ######. At home he had to stay in bed for a week before he felt better. And now he started to be mad at the bear. After a few days he was so upset to what the bear had done to him so he decides for revenge.

Roy went to the black market and had a M15 for a lot of dollars. Then he went into the forest to look for the bear. Finally he fined him behind some bushes only 50 meters away. Roy fired three magazines in consecutive order to the bear. Then he felt somebody knocking his shoulder.

– Same procedure as last time, the bear said after breaking the gun into pieces.

After Roy recovered he was totally mad. He hated that bear, now it was war.

After a long search he find some missiles that could find the bears body and shoot the f***ing bear to ######. He had to sell his house and his car to buy three missiles, but it should be worth it.

Roy walked out to the forest and the missile searcher told him that the bear was on a 100 meters distance. Roy fired all three missiles to be shore to hit the bear. It mad a ###### of an explosion and Roy felt happy until he felt some knocking at his shoulder. There was the bear, alive.

– You’re not here for the hunting, are you?