Origin Of Life

[Roadman]

Young lass comes home from primary school grappling with the mystery of the origins of life.

She wanders into the garage where Dad is busy engineering the latest time saving gadget. "Dad, where do we come from?"

"Thats easy sweetheart. God worked very hard to make us the perfect and highly intelligent beings that we are."

Young lass wanders off into the kitchen where Mum is trying hard to cook the perfect meal. Same question "Mum, where do we come from?"

"Easy peasy honey. We evolved from the monkeys."

Daughter wanders off back to the garage really confused. "Dad, you say we were created by a God where as Mum says we evolved from the monkeys? I am confused!"

"No need to be sweetheart. We were each describing our parentage!"