How To Clean A Toilet

[peter991]

How to wash a toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

Yours Sincerely, The Dog

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

[bruceboy]

Nice joke.

[Pakeha]

Expensive way to clean the toilet. You'd need a new cat each time as the old one surely would NEVER come back...

And it still doesn't solve the problem of cleaning where the dog pees... i.e. right up against the outside of the bowl. Not sure if I should congratulate him for being in the right spot or curse him for peeing inside.

[Chopper]

Very funny.

Just tried it and it does indeed work exactly as in the steps above. I will try the dog next. Fair and balanced and all that...

[mc2]

at first i thought this was a cruel joke but the dog sig redeemed it

[peter991]

[warfie]

there's nothing better than a wet pussy...

[Chopper]

Mahahahahahaha!