T-shirt Funnies

[njpski]

On a female jogger

My mascara runs faster than you do

[Wolf]

Saw this one several years ago:

The fact that you're fat and ugly does not mean you're not stupid.

Must have been causing a few raised eyebrows...

(Thank God I'm not fat)

[ozsamurai]

IF U C4N R34D THIS U R34LLY N33D TO G37 L4ID

Oz

[njpski]

Saw this one several years ago:

The fact that you're fat and ugly does not mean you're not stupid.

Must have been causing a few raised eyebrows...

(Thank God I'm not fat)

Two out of three ain't bad!

Sorry, couldn't resist!

[Who, me ?]

This one

That's a photoshop ! I doubt this one really exists

[dave_boo]

The most offensive one I've seen was a on little girl who was working a food stall with her mum. It said "De Puta Madre".

Most amusing one I saw was a classic Che shirt that included a hole to his temple and the quote underneath "Che Muerto". Still looking for a copy of that one....

[ScubaBuddha]

I seen this Thai guy wearing a T-Shirt that read "I'm proud to be the wife of a US Servicemen"

That one made me laugh!! Was he Katoey?

[ScubaBuddha]

"For my next trick, I'll need a condom and a volunteer."

[Zpete]

One Big Ass Mistake America

Edited March 4, 2009 by Zpete

[malcy]

Saw one with the INTEL logo and written underneath it said I SMELL INSIDE, young girl wearing it cute as well.

[mahtin]

[Kan Win]

Not Thai, but funny

This one is Thai, photo taken in Hua Hin

Yours truly,

Kan Win

[Zpete]

YEAH !!!!! MAN.

[njpski]

You little ripper, thanks, Zpete!!!

[Lantern]

"Sorry, I think you are mistaking me for someone who gives a <deleted>"

Seen in Oz

[krading]

เบียร์โมงเย็น

[njpski]

Personally, I prefer

เบียร์โมง

Now!

[Thaiblue]

Jesus Is coming

quick hide the porn

D.A.R.E

drugs are really expensive

my 2 faves

[coalminer]

"I like animals. They taste very good."

[Zpete]

Fer blotty rea.........

[Maestro]

Everybody wants to go to heaven

but nobody wants to die

[ajarnmark]

i was walking down the street some month ago at ChaTuCha

one of the tee shirt sold by the vendor Written in Thai . SAID .

translated roughly

" I AM FARANG . PLEASE SELL ME . SPECIAL PRICE "

but written in Thai "

PHOM PEN FARANG - SUE KONG JA LA KA PISET .

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I also saw a farang walking down the street with a shirt saying :

" I'm not thai "

whahahhahahah

very hard to tell .

What is ChaTuCha? u mean Jatujak (or chatuchak)

Amazing you can read Thai but you cant transliterate?

Sue = buy NOT sell and its Rakha (or Lakha) Pised

So how can you figure that out?

[t.s]

Saw one a long time ago that said:-

PATTAYA

VENI

VIDI

VENI

Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most.

i suspect you are just a mite pleased with yourself. it is not in the least obscure, but it is brilliant.

[whistleblower]

Outside my condo yester.

8 year old girl with a tshirt that said 'Shut the fuc_k up"

[Zpete]

Saw one a long time ago that said:-

PATTAYA

VENI

VIDI

VENI

Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most.

i suspect you are just a mite pleased with yourself. it is not in the least obscure, but it is brilliant.

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

I came, I saw, I came......huh?

.... but I like it....... hehehe

or

Veni vidi vici.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

[ThailandLovr]

My favorite was the one I saw last year:

"I know what you are thinking and YES I'd love for you to F#CK me too!"

Worn by a foxy young gal, who winked at me!

[Geekfreaklover]

Big hairy farang hel_l's angel type drivin a chopper. Black T-shirt - on the back in white lettering

IF YOU CAN READ THIS

THE BITCH HAS FALLEN OFF

[MB1]

I Bar fined your mum.

I think the idea came from "I facebooked your mum".

Edited October 13, 2009 by MB1

[tartempion]

seen on young girl at a village talad nat:

I got F*cked by HARRY

Bought at MBK:

Good boys to to Heaven, Bad boys go to Pattaya

And this one from Chatuchak:

[Malpal]

Can't remember where I saw this, but still makes me smile.

Sticks and Stones may Break My Bones

But Whips and Chains Excite me!