Correct Sibey.

I mean where else can you get free advice on all kinds of issues from obviously a very experienced person for free?

Sibey is trying to provide us all with a very generous service and helping us gain more knowledge about daily events/questions that all of us have at some time in life.

A true human!

Very true my good friend.

And when I get really stuck for an answer I sit back for a few minutes and think "Now, what would Alex do ?".

Dearest sibeymai,

I am excelling in the art of procrastination. Should feel proud about this achievement?

I find that on the occasions i review my state of being, i dont really feel great about it. However, after a few moments i decide to put that feeling aside and think about it later.

Any advice Sibey?

Thanks.

Dearest sibeymai,

I am excelling in the art of procrastination. Should feel proud about this achievement?

I find that on the occasions i review my state of being, i dont really feel great about it. However, after a few moments i decide to put that feeling aside and think about it later.

Any advice Sibey?

Thanks.

Dearest eek

I'll get back to you about this in a while.

-Sibey

Superbly handled.

If eek was a true sufferer she would never have got around to asking for advice.

Sibey, where are you?

I am suffering from loss of posts.

What can I do to relieve my depression.

Sibey, where are you?

I am suffering from loss of posts.

What can I do to relieve my depression.

Sibey, where are you?

I am suffering from loss of posts.

What can I do to relieve my depression.

Sibey, where are you?

I am suffering from loss of posts.

What can I do to relieve my depression.

One way to combat depression is to keep active.

Why not kill 2 birds with one stone and become a prolific poster?

Dear Agony Aunt Sibey

I've got some problems with the postal service. Over the years, I've sent thousands of letters to people in all parts of the World. About a year ago, the postal service told me that letters containing jokes and trivia would no longer count as letters. Okay, I thought - fair warning. But you wouldn't want to know it, a few days ago, the postal service went and visited all thosee people to whom I'd posted letters with jokes and trivia in them and demanded them all back! Should I change carriers?

Regards

Male lost

Dear Agony Aunt Sibey

I've got some problems with the postal service. Over the years, I've sent thousands of letters to people in all parts of the World. About a year ago, the postal service told me that letters containing jokes and trivia would no longer count as letters. Okay, I thought - fair warning. But you wouldn't want to know it, a few days ago, the postal service went and visited all thosee people to whom I'd posted letters with jokes and trivia in them and demanded them all back! Should I change carriers?

Regards

Male lost

Dear Male lost,

Changing carriers is not that easy. The alternative carriers have a reputation for being somewhat uncompatible and unfriendly to users of other services. At the very least you should request a refund of the postal costs from the postal service. Unfortunately such requests to the postal service seem to disappear into the void never to be seen or heard from again.

This same problem seems to have caused Zpete to develop a postal "stutter". I'm sure this is the consequence of emotional turmoil suffered as a result of the postal service's actions.

Let's hope this is not the precursor to an epidemic of postal stuttering brought about by posters' desires to see at least one of their postal items slip through delivered.

What could be next ? The postal service only delivering weekdays between the hours of 9 to 5 ? Or perhaps a quota system: 1 postal item allowed for every hour spent at the post office ?

Think I'll start breeding pigeons.

- Sibey

PS. I hope your male is found intact.

Dear Agony Aunt Sibey

It transpires that the issue with mail retrieval was due to a problem with the sorting machine. When they got the thing back together, they decided that ALL the joke and trivia letters could be just thrown away, even though they had only implemented the rule about them not counting as letters about a year ago. Apparently quite a few customers got up the postal service's nose about it, to the point that some of those customers must have been concerned that they would not be allowed to post any letters at all. But the sorting machine seems to be working nicely now - plenty of staff around to oil the gears and dust off the panels. Ah, it's a funny old world, hey?

Regards - Stamped Out

PS Didn't you kill my brother?

Dear Sibey,

I know it has been a while but I hope you can give me some advice.

Today I went to "The Mall" to buy some food and get a haircut.

There are a few places there to get a haircut so I chose the less busy.

Went in and was directed to the washing area to get my hair washed, all fine.

After my hair was washed I was directed into a seat, suddenly this girl appeared.

I looked at her and I was stunned, she didn't look like any Thai girl or girl I have ever met.

And she was all dressed in black (I am not kidding) all others were dressed in a variety of clothes and colors.

I noticed her big lips and strange unusual facial features.

Normally I just go for a quick wash, cut, gel and go. but this girl was different.

She used a blade to cut my hair, no scissors.

When i looked at her i could just not notice the big Japanese hair style she was wearing and obviously she felt comfy with that.

She meticulously trimmed my hair and seem to enjoy it. I was hypnotized by her looks and the way she cut my hair.

I want to explore the inner beauties of this girl Sibey.

How should I approach this girl?

Please advice!

Kind regards,

Alex

I tried to make a sketch of her.

(but really her hair is more big Japanese style).

Was she wearing thigh-high shiny black boots?

Maybe a very wide, shiny black belt with large diamante buckle?

With a whip hooked on to one side?

How should I approach this girl?

Please advice!

You could just ask her if she fancies a shag!

Wear a mask and approach in the dark..........................

Dear Alex,

she looks strikingly familiar to a girl who stole my phone. Do you moonlight as a police sketch artist ?

And the hair....you know the saying....taps in a plumber's house always leak....mechanic's car is always breaking down...etc. My guess is she's recovering from chemotherapy and is wearing a wig. A totally hairless body ....well, if that's what turns you on....

One word of warning though. Never trust a woman with a blade, especially a cut throat razor. Wouldn't do for her to slip during the snip, would it ?

-Sibey

Dear Sibey,

I know it has been a while but I hope you can give me some advice.

Today I went to "The Mall" to buy some food and get a haircut.

There are a few places there to get a haircut so I chose the less busy.

Went in and was directed to the washing area to get my hair washed, all fine.

After my hair was washed I was directed into a seat, suddenly this girl appeared.

I looked at her and I was stunned, she didn't look like any Thai girl or girl I have ever met.

And she was all dressed in black (I am not kidding) all others were dressed in a variety of clothes and colors.

I noticed her big lips and strange unusual facial features.

Normally I just go for a quick wash, cut, gel and go. but this girl was different.

She used a blade to cut my hair, no scissors.

When i looked at her i could just not notice the big Japanese hair style she was wearing and obviously she felt comfy with that.

She meticulously trimmed my hair and seem to enjoy it. I was hypnotized by her looks and the way she cut my hair.

I want to explore the inner beauties of this girl Sibey.

How should I approach this girl?

Please advice!

Kind regards,

Alex

I tried to make a sketch of her.

(but really her hair is more big Japanese style).

That's Bob Marley and he's dead !!!!!

...but apparently spotted in BKK cutting Elvis' sideburns.

and seen hanging around with Hutchinson and Carradine.............

Dear Sibey,

I need a little advice. I use to have a little thread, "Dear neverdie" but it seems to have died in the backside, something about the ladies not being able to accept the truth as it lies, according to neverdie.

I wonder if the death of my thread has anything to do with <deleted> little spin off threads or was it always doomed as I tackled the big issues such as "Does my bum look big in this dress" or "Why don't men want to cuddle after sex" .

ps:

Dear Sibey,

I need a little advice. I use to have a little thread, "Dear neverdie" but it seems to have died in the backside, something about the ladies not being able to accept the truth as it lies, according to neverdie.

I wonder if the death of my thread has anything to do with <deleted> little spin off threads or was it always doomed as I tackled the big issues such as "Does my bum look big in this dress" or "Why don't men want to cuddle after sex" .

ps:

We could always try to tackle those big questions in SMB.

Dear Sibey,

I need a little advice. I use to have a little thread, "Dear neverdie" but it seems to have died in the backside, something about the ladies not being able to accept the truth as it lies, according to neverdie.

I wonder if the death of my thread has anything to do with <deleted> little spin off threads or was it always doomed as I tackled the big issues such as "Does my bum look big in this dress" or "Why don't men want to cuddle after sex" .

ps:

We could always try to tackle those big questions in SMB.

Not much seems to be getting tackled well in SMB.......at least its better than the rubbish that goes on in OTB ;)

Since Tiggs left with the spank paddles, OTB is the only place young Harky can go to get his daily dose of kickings......................

Since Tiggs left with the spank paddles, OTB is the only place young Harky can go to get his daily dose of kickings......................

If you call those pathetic, lying, disingenuous, spinfull, deceitful posts kickings.....then you must have a very low tolerance for pain. They are just water off a duck's back, not even a flea bite.

Since Tiggs left with the spank paddles, OTB is the only place young Harky can go to get his daily dose of kickings......................

If you call those pathetic, lying, disingenuous, spinfull, deceitful posts kickings.....then you must have a very low tolerance for pain. They are just water off a duck's back, not even a flea bite.

Tee heee

(Only a little worm on that hook too)

Since Tiggs left with the spank paddles, OTB is the only place young Harky can go to get his daily dose of kickings......................

If you call those pathetic, lying, disingenuous, spinfull, deceitful posts kickings.....then you must have a very low tolerance for pain. They are just water off a duck's back, not even a flea bite.

Tee heee

(Only a little worm on that hook too)

you got me.

Dear Sibey,

This morning I woke up went to have a shower and when coming out I discovered there were bloody footprints on my kitchen floor leading from my kitchen bench to my balcony.

I am not kidding so I checked my feet as I thought I might have sleepwalked or something and cut my feet. Checked my feet and nothing was there no cuts nothing, no blood in my bedsheets.

Checked the length of the pattern and it was way too large, about 1.5 meters apart.

Made pictures of it and an now thinking what could have caused them.

Mind you my front door was locked as well as my balcony doors.

This is very weird.

Could it be this haircut lady practicing some kind of Voodoo on me?

Please advice!!!

Alex

Dear Sibble

Why is it that when people see you coming in your car and they make that conscious decision to jay-walk; they only speed up for the first few steps ? They look at your oncoming car , run to the middle ( death zone ) of the road, turn their heads away from the oncoming vehicle and amble the last two-thirds of the way.............?

Drives me fe£$%^ing mad every dam_n morning !!!!!!