When You’re On A Good Thing, Stick To It

[george]

When you’re on a good thing, stick to it

By John Le Fevre

WISCONSIN, USA (thaivisa.com): -- Stories of indiscreet males being separated from their manly member by irate Thai women and the heroic attempts by Thai surgeons to reattach said member if not fed to the ducks, soi dogs, or zapped in the microwave are legendary in the Land of Smiles.

However, spare a thought - albeit it a fleeting one - for the positively vindictive and evil actions of a group of women in the US state of Wisconsin.

Upon discovering from a man’s wife that he had not one, but three fillies in his string, the trio set out to teach the Don Juan a lesson that will no-doubt remain stuck in his mind for many years to come.

According to Wisconsin district attorney Ken Krantz, one of the man’s friends with benefits lured him into a local hotel with the promise of a massage and then convinced him to be blindfolded and tied up.

Once the Cassanova was helplessly restrained, the woman, Therese Ziemann, then proceeded to cut off his underwear before sending a text message to the other seething friends with benefits to join the gathering.

According to reports, the trio then set about beating, slapping and taunting the man, before a strong glue was applied to various parts of his body, including his penis, which was firmly cemented to his stomach.

Kranz described the actions of the three woman as not being a “spur of the moment type of event”.

The man was finally released when he started screaming, but not before the three woman had bonded enough to make off with his wallet, phone and car.

According to local reports the man was treated at a hospital for minor injuries before being discharged, while his three formerly amorous companions, plus his wife, are waiting to explain their unique bonding methods to a US judge, charged with false imprisonment, fourth-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor battery.

No doubt the song Stuck on You will evoke a totally different reaction from the man at the center of the sticky situation in the years ahead, in much the same way as some Thai men quiver every time they see a duck or filleting knife.

-- thaivisa.com 2009-08-04

[Scott]

The story must have been from the US--here in Thailand there would be photographic evidence!

[jackdanielsesq]

The version I heard was the perps called up all the TV stations & newspapers who all came by and ran off millions of

pictures of the victim, blindfolded, bound, and bonded, as it were. Acetone is a superglue solvent, I believe.

Said victim might move here soon.

BR>Jack

[TheLaughingMan]

And if 4 men had done something similar to a woman that had slept with them all this would be the most horrifying story and everyone would be up in arms. Disgusts me the way western society has this double standard on mutilation and abuse.

[garyh]

And if 4 men had done something similar to a woman that had slept with them all this would be the most horrifying story and everyone would be up in arms. Disgusts me the way western society has this double standard on mutilation and abuse.

Yes but that is different! Like so many ads on Australian TV portraying men as dumb by females around them.

[cdnvic]

And if 4 men had done something similar to a woman that had slept with them all this would be the most horrifying story and everyone would be up in arms. Disgusts me the way western society has this double standard on mutilation and abuse.

Yes but that is different! Like so many ads on Australian TV portraying men as dumb by females around them.

We live in the age of retribution. If you are a healthy white male you are fair game for anyone due to transgressions of the past. Hardly fair is it?

[RKASA]

Most women will say "I am glad your not like them"  nothing can restore the sight of blind love.  except getting caught   . 

[Pushit]

The guy should be thanking his lucky stars that it was superglue and not a razorblade used for revenge.

[G54]

Ahhhh, the fairer sex........

[Chunkton]

And if 4 men had done something similar to a woman that had slept with them all this would be the most horrifying story and everyone would be up in arms. Disgusts me the way western society has this double standard on mutilation and abuse.

Yes but that is different! Like so many ads on Australian TV portraying men as dumb by females around them.

Fair is fair, men had it there own way for a long time, now PC, Sensitive new age politicians and women run our societies. No doubt everyone would agree that what's left of western society has improved in so many ways since this.

[animatic]

And to think I was expecting a discussion of Dwarf Tossing in Velcro suits.

Silly me!

[jackdanielsesq]

Finally someone without the proverbial salt/wood/baggage

Und a sense of humor

BR>Jack

PS Besides, which part of a babe would ya glue to what?! Its all so tiny.

And to think I was expecting a discussion of Dwarf Tossing in Velcro suits.

Silly me!

[dale8]

Hello, there is no excuse to break the law as adults know what we can not do in our society. The actions of all people involved were wrong on many different levels, and I hope we can get a follow up to know how much time the women will serve in prison. The man would be smart to file a civil suit for damages from the physical and psychological abuse the women were accused of doing, and all this because of jealousy or rage.

[jackspratt]

Hmm........."Thai News clipping"

[fridgemagnet]

Hmm........."Thai News clipping"

Well - it was on Indonesia cable tv (maybe channelnewsasia- i can't remember) only yesterday.

To digress, w.r.t. the assertion that acetone is a superglue solvent - don't think so, but nitroethane is.

[fridgemagnet]

Hmm........."Thai News cli

[fridgemagnet]

Hmm........."Thai News clipping"

Well - it was on Indonesia cable tv (maybe channelnewsasia- i can't remember) only yesterday.

To digress, w.r.t. the assertion that acetone is a superglue solvent - don't think so, but nitroethane is.