Haircuts Talk

[gentman]

Haircuts -- The difference between men and women

Women's version:

Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me

the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy

looking?

Woman 2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair

cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm

pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And

you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that

would look so cute I think. I was actually going to

do that except that I was afraid it would accent my

long neck.

Woman 2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!

Anything to take attention away from this two-by-

four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to

have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on

you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they

are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to

fit me so much easier.

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Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?

Man1: Yeah.