Amusing Last Words Before They Died

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis"

Humphrey Bogart - American movie star.

"Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?"

Paul Claudel - French poet and playwright.

"This is no time to make new enemies".

Voltaire - French author and intelectual when asked on his death-bed to forswear Satan.

"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him"

John Barrymore - English actor.

"Why yes, a bullet-proof vest".

James W. Rodgers - American criminal when asked if he had any last request before he was shot by firing squad.

"I have just had eighteen whiskies in a row. I do believe that is a record".

Dylan Thomas - Welsh poet.

"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough".

Karl Marx.

"God, I'm bored".

St John Philby - British explorer.

"I've had a he11 of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it".

Errol Flynn - Tasmanian movie star.

"I wish I'd drunk more Champagne".

John Maynard Keynes - Economist.

"Cool it brothers".

Malcolm X - American civil rights activist.

"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted".

Lou Costello - American comedian.

"That was a great game of golf, fellas".

Bing Crosby - American crooner and movie star. He collapsed on a golf course.