Adult Classes For Men.

Classes for men at our local learning center for adults - Sign up now.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each

course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.

Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Do they grow on the holders?

Round table discussion.

Topic 3: Is It Possible To Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting

the Seat Up and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

Group Practice.

Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the

Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5: The After Dinner Dishes and Silverware. Can they levitate

and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant

Other.

Helpline Support and Support Groups.

Topic 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the

Right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Open Forum

Topic 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your

health.

Graphics and Audio tape.

Topic 9: Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost.

Real life testimonials.

Topic 10: Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She

Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11: Learning To Live - Basic differences between mother and wife.

Online class and role-playing.

Topic 12: How To Be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation

Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering birthdays,

anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going

to be late.

Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the graduates