The Penis Poem

[alvino]

My nookie days are over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal

Is now my water spout

Time was when, on its own accord

From my trousers it would spring

But now I've got a full-time job

To find the blasted thing

It used to be embarrassing

The way it would behave

For every single morning

It would stand and watch me shave

Now as old age approaches

It sure gives me the blues

To see it hang its little head

And watch me tie my shoes

[siamesekitty]

[dr_Pat_Pong]

[CHOPTHAI]

My nookie days are over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal

Is now my water spout

Time was when, on its own accord

From my trousers it would spring

But now I've got a full-time job

To find the blasted thing

It used to be embarrassing

The way it would behave

For every single morning

It would stand and watch me shave

Now as old age approaches

It sure gives me the blues

To see it hang its little head

And watch me tie my shoes

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This reminds of being "over the hill, brother"...the irony is "once over the hill, it will be down hill all the way..and the faster will one come!"

[Kalavo]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy,

It's devine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.

Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,

Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

Don't take it out in public,

Or they will put you in the dock ...

And you won't

come

back.