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I reckon I'm the only person in Bangkok to have a dent in my car caused by a zebra's hoof! (the car is in Bangkok, too)

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I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! :)

My sister ran a pub and often went to the ATM with me, took out my reward for occasionally assisting behind the bar, and left me in town to enjoy myself on a night out...... :D

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I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! :)

My sister ran a pub and often went to the ATM with me, took out my reward for occasionally assisting behind the bar, and left me in town to enjoy myself on a night out...... :D

ok not quite the same girl-bar relationship I'm guessing :D

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I think I'm the only person in Thailand who doesn't believe there's anything unique about his experience here... :D:)

Would I be the only person in Thailand to believe that every day, and every experience, is unique then?

Or am I the only person in Thailand who's that naive?

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Thread rules;

Must be true.

Please no wind ups.

Must be a city or province of THAILAND

No flaming or other coments, but posts proving someone is not 'I'm the only operson in .... to....' are fine.

I'll start...

I reckon I'm the only person in Bangkok to have a dent in my car caused by a zebra's hoof! (the car is in Bangkok, too)

<deleted> Yes zebras are a real problem in Thailand should have a cull. Thanks for warning everyone

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I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! :)

Noooooo

I reckon I am the only person in Thailand to borrow 350,000 from a bar girl. (I did pay it back however)

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I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! :)

Noooooo

I reckon I am the only person in Thailand to borrow 350,000 from a bar girl. (I did pay it back however)

And she must be the only bar girl in Thailand with ฿350,000.

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I reckon I'm the only westerner in Thailand who's extended his stay through marriage at 3 separate immi offices over the years (BKK, Nong Khai, Khon Kaen) and at all 3 had his wife told "He has to bring his wife with him when making an application." to which my wife bemusedly replies "I am his wife"

Still can't figure out who they think my wife is. Translator perhaps?

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I reckon I'm the only person/farang in Bangkok to of rode across the Rama III bridge on a motorbike (excluding police).

That was by shadowing HGVs at every tollway checkpoint while on my CBR motorbike all the way across the Chao Phraya river Rama III bridge. :)

Saved myself a whole lotta traffic bs on that one :D

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I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! :)

Nope, sorry.

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I reckon I'm the only person in Cambodia to have toured the northern badlands with a bodyguard with a Glock, & a six-foot ladyboy named Madonna, with DEVIL embroidered on her denimed butt.

hahah, should have made a documentary of that trip.

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I reckon I am the only person in Bangkok who's Thai wife has given him 5,000 baht to go to Pattaya to have fun with his friends!

Actually she gave me some of my money Togo to Pattaya and and some fun.

Nah mate, mine does that too.

I must be the only guy who is married to a thai chinese whose family isnt filthy rich and who isnt a PHD holder.

hah top that!!!

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