2long Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Thread rules; Must be true. Please no wind ups. Must be a city or province of THAILAND No flaming or other coments, but posts proving someone is not 'I'm the only operson in .... to....' are fine. I'll start... I reckon I'm the only person in Bangkok to have a dent in my car caused by a zebra's hoof! (the car is in Bangkok, too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenFarang Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand who will reply to this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand who will reply to this thread Ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotlost Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Are these the guilty parties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimsa Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Has never had food poisening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thakkar Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Has never had food poisening. Erm...hel_l-Oh Going on six years now. Just hope these aren't my famous last words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bifftastic Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! My sister ran a pub and often went to the ATM with me, took out my reward for occasionally assisting behind the bar, and left me in town to enjoy myself on a night out...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bifftastic Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! My sister ran a pub and often went to the ATM with me, took out my reward for occasionally assisting behind the bar, and left me in town to enjoy myself on a night out...... ok not quite the same girl-bar relationship I'm guessing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I think I'm the only person in Thailand who doesn't believe there's anything unique about his experience here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxfordWill Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I reckon Im the only person in Bangkok who tries to cure insomnia by reading threads like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bifftastic Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I reckon Im the only person in Bangkok who tries to cure insomnia by reading threads like this. has it worked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolerking Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 No, no you are not sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceadugenga Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 (edited) I think I'm the only person in Thailand who doesn't believe there's anything unique about his experience here... Would I be the only person in Thailand to believe that every day, and every experience, is unique then? Or am I the only person in Thailand who's that naive? Edited November 2, 2009 by sceadugenga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiangdan Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Thread rules;Must be true. Please no wind ups. Must be a city or province of THAILAND No flaming or other coments, but posts proving someone is not 'I'm the only operson in .... to....' are fine. I'll start... I reckon I'm the only person in Bangkok to have a dent in my car caused by a zebra's hoof! (the car is in Bangkok, too) <deleted> Yes zebras are a real problem in Thailand should have a cull. Thanks for warning everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QED Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! Noooooo I reckon I am the only person in Thailand to borrow 350,000 from a bar girl. (I did pay it back however) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! Noooooo I reckon I am the only person in Thailand to borrow 350,000 from a bar girl. (I did pay it back however) And she must be the only bar girl in Thailand with ฿350,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcourt Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 You want it to be not a platform to brag...... I'll keep quiet then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youmenosavytalktalk Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I reakon I am the only person in Thailand to have lost and/or broken 4 different limbs in 4 different accidents in 4 different Thai towns... And am still riding my little scooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiggy Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Only person to not be ex special forces............ But didnt say anything about underground revolutionary....Viva.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I reckon i am the only Farang in Koh Chang to have built his own Krathong,plus i built one for my Thai GF too.. Letting them float tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I reckon I'm the only westerner in Thailand who's extended his stay through marriage at 3 separate immi offices over the years (BKK, Nong Khai, Khon Kaen) and at all 3 had his wife told "He has to bring his wife with him when making an application." to which my wife bemusedly replies "I am his wife" Still can't figure out who they think my wife is. Translator perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimsKnight Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 (edited) I reckon I'm the only person/farang in Bangkok to of rode across the Rama III bridge on a motorbike (excluding police). That was by shadowing HGVs at every tollway checkpoint while on my CBR motorbike all the way across the Chao Phraya river Rama III bridge. Saved myself a whole lotta traffic bs on that one Edited November 2, 2009 by JimsKnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Dropped their wallet in the crocodile enclosure at the Samut Prakan Croc Park & Got it back ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnut Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I reckon I am the only person in Bangkok who's Thai wife has given him 5,000 baht to go to Pattaya to have fun with his friends! Actually she gave me some of my money Togo to Pattaya and and some fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroy Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Cambodia to have toured the northern badlands with a bodyguard with a Glock, & a six-foot ladyboy named Madonna, with DEVIL embroidered on her denimed butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket! Nope, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolo Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I reckon I'm the only person in Cambodia to have toured the northern badlands with a bodyguard with a Glock, & a six-foot ladyboy named Madonna, with DEVIL embroidered on her denimed butt. hahah, should have made a documentary of that trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I reckon I am the only person in Bangkok who's Thai wife has given him 5,000 baht to go to Pattaya to have fun with his friends! Actually she gave me some of my money Togo to Pattaya and and some fun. Nah mate, mine does that too. I must be the only guy who is married to a thai chinese whose family isnt filthy rich and who isnt a PHD holder. hah top that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sceadugenga Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Come on, you'll be trying to tell us she isn't REALLY pale skinned next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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