I reckon I'm the only person in Cambodia to have toured the northern badlands with a bodyguard with a Glock, & a six-foot ladyboy named Madonna, with DEVIL embroidered on her denimed butt.

Can happily say I have not done this before ... and can say I never will

<br /> I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand who doesn't move to the left side of the road to turn right on my motorbike.

I reckon I am the only person in Thailand to have my rent reduced after one year.

I reckon i'm the only man who came to thailand only for culture.

...to have not slept with a hooker.

I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket!

can I have her phone number, I love her want to marry her number one.

...to have not slept with a hooker.

perhaps a scrum half

I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket!

My sister ran a pub and often went to the ATM with me, took out my reward for occasionally assisting behind the bar, and left me in town to enjoy myself on a night out......

ok not quite the same girl-bar relationship I'm guessing

Oh, this is brilliant. I can't stop

I reakon I am the only person in Thailand to have lost and/or broken 4 different limbs in 4 different accidents in 4 different Thai towns... And am still riding my little scooter.

get a life

I reckon I'm the only person in Thailand (and possibly anywhere else too!) who's had a girl who works in a bar go to the ATM take money out of HER account and put it in MY pocket!

Noooooo

I reckon I am the only person in Thailand to borrow 350,000 from a bar girl. (I did pay it back however)

so that's why she hit me up for 350,000.. she never said why, she never paid me back though...

...to have not slept with a hooker.

oh puhleez I have to admit, I don't do much sleeping with them either...

I reckon I am the only person in Bangkok who's Thai wife has given him 5,000 baht to go to Pattaya to have fun with his friends!

Actually she gave me some of my money Togo to Pattaya and and some fun.

Nah mate, mine does that too.

I must be the only guy who is married to a thai chinese whose family isnt filthy rich and who isnt a PHD holder.

hah top that!!!

was this on purpose, or just a accident?

So far I seem to be the only person who wants to know how wileycoyote got his wallet back.

2long Member's Posts 2009-10-30 21:13:55 Post #1

Thread rules;

Must be true.

Please no wind ups.

Must be a city or province of THAILAND

No flaming or other coments, but posts proving someone is not 'I'm the only operson in .... to....' are fine.

I'll start...

I reckon I'm the only person in Bangkok to have a dent in my car caused by a zebra's hoof! (the car is in Bangkok, too)

Yes

I am the only one that shot a Zebra and posted it on ThaiVisaDotCom

Dropped their wallet in the crocodile enclosure at the Samut Prakan Croc Park & Got it back !

We have them also here in Kan

Too lazy really as they do not know the value of a wallet made out of their own kin

Yours truly,

Kan Win