It's ten past two in the morning and I am wearing a pair of those things that are half way between trousers and shorts - I got them from an Addidas shop in Walking St, Pattaya after realizing I wouldn't be able to sit in DaveThailand's club all night with the wet ones I had on.

(I hadn't pissed myself - it was a Songkran evening)

Other than that I'm wearing a brand new plain white T-Shirt, one of a 2 pack I brought yesterday from Tesco Lotus in Seacon Square.

You?

2.25 am - and i'm not wearing any trousers.

Just a towel. oh yeah, and its 2 38 am.

I dare you to start this is the general forum Scamp and see the flamers react.

Just a towel. oh yeah, and its 2 38 am.

I dare you to start this is the general forum Scamp and see the flamers react.

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I double dare you!

Its 2.45 am. I'm thinking about removing my underpants

(Cue: Thomas Merton desperately scrabbling around to wonder if his webcam works on Thaivisa)

It's 2.55..................wearing nothing...watching Chelsea-Arsenal

9.16 UK

dressing gown, just got out the bath

shorts bought for 150bht on walking st and it's 325am, I'm watching Man U trail everton 0-1 whilst hoping that git wengers team get stuffed by chelsea.

1631 - shorts/tank! Think tele is turned to mtv or smth.

Its 2.45 am. I'm thinking about removing my underpants

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miss those 0898 live sex chat numbers do you Moog?

Its 3.45am and my underpants are still on.

Unless someone wants me to take them off........

Neville's just been sent off for kicking (softley) the ball at a spectator! A silly move but provoked by the spectators laughing and waving at him. scouse gits.

since we are talking sports on tv, whats happening with the snooker, I got the ubc gold package and its not on any channel, nightmare.

I reckon Ronnie the Rocket will have the title though.

Scholes is off now.

Just wearing my norwich fc shirt

I've got a bit of blood on my shirt

Pattaya Times Headlines:

Crazed Pattaya Farang murders wife and butchers two dogs before calmly going upstairs to watch the Football.

He was caught after a confession on a popular expat forum led to his IP address being tracked.

"Scholes was sent off" he kept repeating whilst being led away by local police.

Pattaya Times Headlines:

Crazed Pattaya Farang murders wife and butchers two dogs before calmly going up stairs to watch the Football.

He was caught after a confession on a popular expat forum led to his IP address being tracked.

"Scholes was sent off" he kept repeating.

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23.38 evening , my clothes , going to bed.

4:45pm PDT

Dirty jeans, Rugby Canada ballcap, blue hoodie, foster grant sunglasses, a five o'clock shadow, and a set of earbuds connected to the lyra in my pocket.

Cold Sleeman honey brown on the desk, Simpsons on in a few min, doing a bit of paperwork at the end of a day.

ah....the life of a fashion statement.

cv

10:00 AM

Running Shorts and Hash House Harriers singlet. Finished running hours ago, but can't be bothered to shower and change until I finish morning coffee, the Bangkok Post and may daily Internet sloth.

Don't get too close....

Got up early, My Wife pulled me back to bed now I am wearion ought but a big

1:08PM

Crappy grey T-shirt from Carrefour, I'm trying to work out what the little pictures are on my 99B shorts??

They look like cows with something stuck in there backs? And theres some flags on them too

Will have to change though, am going for my Thai lesson in a bit, think I'll put on my blue shorts with the fish on them.

Joke! Jeans it is!

13:18pm - Same as I had on before, only smellier and the T-shirt has some marks on it, maybe beetroot.

Will have to change later as Marie is flying in and I will have to look good.

My avatar is still that red square - it should be this picture of me with my head on fire whilst drunk on Ko Chang.

Got up early, My Wife pulled me back to bed now I am wearion ought but a big

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Wanna buy a computor that types in English?

Got up early, My Wife pulled me back to bed now I am wearion ought but a big

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Wanna buy a computor that types in English?

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Does it come with a spell checker for words like "computor"?

Keep on topic folks.

Keep on topic folks.

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Looks like storm in the distance , scampy pic i mean.

10.37 office attire , pants, shirt , no tie, vest.

Getting to fat from european food again , shirt's a litlle cramped in some seating positions

Your avatar is ok scamps

Got up early, My Wife pulled me back to bed now I am wearion ought but a big

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Wanna buy a computor that types in English?

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Does it come with a spell checker for words like "computor"?

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Obviously not

Smart office style grey shirt and beige trousers. Watching bugger all - stuck in this &lt;deleted&gt;' office.

Where are ya Scamp?

Pattaya Times Headlines:

Crazed Pattaya Farang murders wife and butchers two dogs before calmly going upstairs to watch the Football.

He was caught after a confession on a popular expat forum led to his IP address being tracked.

"Scholes was sent off" he kept repeating whilst being led away by local police.

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