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Me Old China

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Howdy!

I've missed you all!

I had to leave beloved Phuket and hand in my big gay mod spurs at Don Muang on my way out.

I'm living in China now and back wearing a suit which is a real shame, but to be back on a salary is bliss, although I still hanker for the shorts and flip flop combo that come with being self employed.

I'm living in a place called Dongguan - lots of heavy hazardous industry that would be as good a place as any to film Bladerunner 2.

The weathers a bit crap, I haven't seen the sky since I landed at the airport - even when it's sunny it never breaks the choking haze, you can just about see the outline of the sun on a good day. :o

I'm eating well for the first time in years - 3 meals a day at the staff canteen, lots of vegetables and no time for beers - the weight is coming off after 4 years of eating rice sandwiches for every meal.

Chopsticks also help me lose weight, especially when it's watery noodles on the menu, those puppies are hard to keep still between two smooth round sticks and I spend most of the days wearing them as jewellery - bracelts or necklaces - depending how far they managed to slide up my arm.

I had to have the most intrusive medical to get my work permit and I'm pleased to report I'm of full health, even if I did need a hand climbing into the minibus afterwards - everyone else had the same pained expression and funny walk too. Blood pressure normal and no problems downstairs, which I find more amazing than the pyramids, considering my lifestyle in Thailand

People have bad teeth and bad breath here, either they eat shiit sandwiches all day long or they never brush their teeth - I love it. After years of reading books about china and japan and their disdain for our questionable farang hygiene, It's a relief to see them wear the same clothes for 4 days running. They spit out their food, phlem, snot, clear their noses and clear their throats all day long - it's paradise for any full time smoker or premiership footballer considering retirement.

I keep checking in every day but haven't found a way to post secretly as yet.

Except for this time. :D

As I said, I miss you all.

keep up the good work

Regards,

FTH

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Good to hear from you me old mucka...

The place just isnt the same without you... :'(

Nice to hear from you mate, just wondering where you have got to today. Good luck with the new jod, stuff ect

Good to hear from you me old mucka...

The place just isnt the same without you... :'(

Seconded! It's been quiet without you, especially in the mods forum :D but I guess we've all got a bit more room to move around in now :D . So you'll have to change your nick now - "Slimmer Than Jim"?

Do you have ANY plans to come back to Phuket? I'd like to know if I'll ever see your ugly mug again :o:D

I had wondered where you had got to....

Are you sure you didn't secretly enjoy those "Intrusive medicals"...? :o

Chok Dee

Totster :D

FTH, Phuket has been booming since your left :o

what are you doing for work??

Nice to see you back here FTH :D Good luck with the job too :D Two more "intrusive" medicals and you are a full member of the gay forum :o

FTH, Phuket has been booming since your left  :D

what are you doing for work??

By the sounds of it, he should take up dentistry :o

G'd day FTH, was wondering what happened to you.

If you ever find yourself back in Thailand be sure to give us all a shout - I'm sure an event on par (or better) with last night should be in order.

All the best geez...

  • 4 weeks later...

:D Nice to hear from you Harry

Booop Booop - Convoy :D:o

The pix in Harry's brief blog are worth a look, I like the photo of Harry in the T-shirt. :D

Where's the next report Harry? :o

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Thanks for the feeback fellas!

I received an email from Scampy today and his talk of stonework, churches, fresh air and cold beaches really got me. I had a spell last night where I thought of packing it all in and going back to England - it only lasted the 20 minutes, but it was still nice to read that the good things about England are still there.

It got me thinking about exactly what I'd do if I went back. I like to think that I can join my mates' plastering company or work in my nearly millionaire cousin's UPVC window factory, but in reality that would never happen, I've never plastered anything other than myself, and my cousin is an ex skinhead soccer hooligan, I love him to bits but he would scare the willies out of me in a workshop enviroment, It would make great fly on the wall tv, surely enough said.

I miss having the time to post on ThaiVisa and I miss Thailand but frankly, I don't miss the lifestyle, I always said it was like the bad boys playground in Pinocchio and that the longer we were there the more like donkey's we looked. Only after leaving was I able to see all the fur. (Actually that's all <deleted> - I'm just saying that because I'm living like a monk and am losing my sexpat status - although they do say it's like riding a bicycle)

Anyway, for now I'm quite content in China, I was part of the finals-reaching tug of war team yesterday, we lost out in the final to some dubious judge calls that tipped the balance, but went out with a moral victory by shaking their hands and congratulating them with their stink tainted victory. Tug of war is quite big in China, fortunately so am I and I think I've cemented my place in the first XX.

I have to go and dig a railway line - speak later!

I don't miss the lifestyle, I always said it was like the bad boys playground in Pinocchio and that the longer we were there the more like donkey's we looked. Only after leaving was I able to see all the fur. (Actually that's all <deleted> - I'm just saying that because I'm living like a monk and am losing my sexpat status - although they do say it's like riding a bicycle)

Anyway, for now I'm quite content

I can relate to this chunk the best. :o

The email I sent has been posted in my blog.

I had a spell last night where I thought of packing it all in and going back to England - it only lasted the 20 minutes,

That long...! :o

totster :D

(Actually that's all <deleted> - I'm just saying that because I'm living like a monk and am losing my sexpat status - although they do say it's like riding a bicycle)

Confirmed.

The email I sent has been posted in my blog.

Why don't you just email the URL to everyone instead?

(Actually that's all <deleted> - I'm just saying that because I'm living like a monk and am losing my sexpat status - although they do say it's like riding a bicycle)

Confirmed.

The email I sent has been posted in my blog.

Why don't you just email the URL to everyone instead?

What Blog... :o

(Actually that's all <deleted> - I'm just saying that because I'm living like a monk and am losing my sexpat status - although they do say it's like riding a bicycle)

Confirmed.

The email I sent has been posted in my blog.

Why don't you just email the URL to everyone instead?

What Blog... :D

Well... as he say's "my blog"... I would assume it's his (Scampy's) :o

totster :D

(Actually that's all <deleted> - I'm just saying that because I'm living like a monk and am losing my sexpat status - although they do say it's like riding a bicycle)

Confirmed.

The email I sent has been posted in my blog.

Why don't you just email the URL to everyone instead?

What Blog... :D

Well... as he say's "my blog"... I would assume it's his (Scampy's) :o

totster :D

That's cool...I scanned the post rather quickly and associated the "Gent" when indeed it was the "Scamper"!

Somehow suspected the "Gentleman" does not have a Blog. :D

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What happened to FTH.Is he still in China? One of the best posters that we ever had.

I was also wondering about him yesterday after seeing a Chinese shop owner doing a lung clearing and spitting session, reminded me of the original post.

Good to hear from you me old mucka...

The place just isn't the same :o without you... :D

Edit// by "Wolfie" :D

What happened to FTH.Is he still in China? One of the best posters that we ever had.

Send ole FTH an email or PM and ask him to show his face on TV :o

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