what a strange idea. seeking suggestions from a forum than from his girl. but boo's suggestions seem the best, zpete.

My lovely Lilgal keeps asking me for a wedding date.

She has family who may come, up to her to set date.

Some as far away as New York

Its her wedding after all.

Rite?

As you are approaching that most wonderful date with destiny the temptation

Is for one partner to try and change the other…in ways both big and small….

Nights out with friends…..Advice and communication from friends can slowly

become taboo…..I am sure you have chosen wisely though….. I'm convinced

if two people are totally honest, they can be happily married.

I'm with you on that....soooo with you.

But I will add that there has to be some chemistry too.

Lotta jest.......lol

Thank GAWD, my gal who wants to be anon, cannot get into BEDLAM....... PMPL.

Wondering, anybody know how many TVers have hooked up after meeting in TV?

Imagine, I forgot the STAG NITE.

Harcourts backyard would be good...... hehehe.

Any more members in Auckland?

Some suggestions are thoughtful.

BTW, she is NOT THAI and her momma does not have a buffalo, sick or otherwise.

Ta, sofar.........

You are more than welcome to stage it at my place. Seriously. Just let me know so I can mow the lawn and clean the toilet.

Lotta jest.......lol

Thank GAWD, my gal who wants to be anon, cannot get into BEDLAM....... PMPL.

Wondering, anybody know how many TVers have hooked up after meeting in TV?

Imagine, I forgot the STAG NITE.

Harcourts backyard would be good...... hehehe.

Any more members in Auckland?

Some suggestions are thoughtful.

BTW, she is NOT THAI and her momma does not have a buffalo, sick or otherwise.

Ta, sofar.........

You are more than welcome to stage it at my place. Seriously. Just let me know so I can mow the lawn and clean the toilet.

Mite keep ya up for that, Matey.

Whether the weather is permitting.

Reading your other posts - it's obvious that the first thing to organise are your tickets for the NZ/Oz cricket tests.

And rearrange the wedding if it clashes with anything vital - like a potential Kiwi win.

Most prolly June, she thinks.

Cricket be over by then.

Lucky for my lilgal.

Imagine a honeymoon during a test series.

Be great, venue to venue, be a great idea.

what a strange idea. seeking suggestions from a forum than from his girl. but boo's suggestions seem the best, zpete.

Well...if you had met ZPete, you would understand....he is so very strange.

Yeah, that makes me wonder what kind of a gal would fall for a very strange guy like him?

She's lovely (so is he actually), but perhaps she's odd too?

heard from the grapevine though that from where she comes from, are more odd girls her kind (or less so ). but they've never heard of TV or the odder guys in it.

heard from the grapevine though that from where she comes from, are more odd girls her kind (or less so ). but they've never heard of TV or the odder guys in it.

Never heard of TransVestites and other odd men? Gosh those girls must be naive. Where can I get one for me?

This little Fr*ggy dude offers advice the Tiger Woods that should be essential reading for all husbands to be.

Elin needs therapy, not Tiger, says guru Rael

FRENCH UFO guru Claude Vorilhon, alias Rael, advised golf superstar Tiger Woods in an open letter to divorce his wife and embrace multiple sexual partners.

"Adultery is not mental disease but a very normal behavior among both humans and animals," said the leader of the atheist Raelian Movement, whose followers believe life on earth was created by extra-terrestrials.

"I encourage you to explore what more and more people are calling 'polyamory', which means loving many people simultaneously and with no jealousy," he said.

Alluding to Woods's televised apology last week for his extramarital dalliances, Mr Vorilhon urged the golfer to "stop making his life a model of guilt, sadness and conformism to antiquated Judeo-Christian values".

This, he said, sets a bad example for the younger generation.

Woods's remarks last Friday, in which he said he was undergoing therapy, were his first public comments in nearly three months, since a sex scandal spiralled into a global media storm and pushed him into self-imposed seclusion.

"The only person close to you who needs therapy is your wife," Mr Vorilhon said, saying the golfer's spouse Elin Nordegren welcomed Woods's partying ways so long as he didn't engage in extramarital affairs.

"If she doesn't get therapy, you will be better off divorcing such a jealous partner to freely enjoy your sexual partners," he added, inviting Woods to an upcoming Raelian seminar in Las Vegas.

Where can I get one for me?

Well, according to unnamed sources, these odd girls can be found easily by simply turning into the right network like DZ_FB or something like that. Can't vouch for accuracy tho'.

DZ_FB or something like that.......?

Faceache?

?

Went to a party last nite.

My gal now comes out and says.....

"I think I want a simple wedding".

Elope......??????

10 mins in registry office, no family, no inlaws......

Went to a party last nite.

My gal now comes out and says.....

"I think I want a simple wedding".

Elope......??????

10 mins in registry office, no family, no inlaws......

Ahhhhh.....romance.....Its good to see its not Infatuation or Puppy love but the real thing....

If you have never tried one on your next evening out together I recommend that

you both share a tasty cocktail called the backdraft...it can create wonderful

moments of clarity during future consultations and you can actually wake up married!!!!!!

that's how I did it

you can actually wake up married!!!!!!

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Couldn't see anything - much too dark and no ending that I could fathom.

(sorry bout the video quality...most of the available footage is made by drunks.......with cellphones...in dark bars..... )

The Backdraft is a cocktail that is noted for its elaborate preparation and potency.

Named after the backdraft which occurs in some fire situations, this drink produces

a similar condition on purpose using flammable alcoholic drinks and an enclosing container,

such as an upside down pint glass. The combination of warm alcohol, followed by

inhaling vaporized alcohol, and then finishing with a highly spiced warm alcohol, makes

the drinking of this drink difficult, and while it tends not to have an immediate effect

(since it is drunk quickly), the warmth of the alcohol and the vapor, make the concentration

and absorption of alcohol into the bloodstream quicker than other drinks, and produces a more profound impact

So it's a pisshead's party potion?

More likely to end in pregnancies than marriages, I would have thought.

And how do you get the sheep to drink it?

Thanks to Pooklook.

that's how I did it

Boo, really?

Registry office and eloped?

Married at the Amphur in Koh Samui. We just got up one morning, drove to Nathon, me in Jeans & T-shirt, hubby to be in shorts & t-shirt, took all my docs from British embassy, passport etc, handed them over, told to come back in an hour as they were busy, had lunch, went back, told to sign a couple of things then handed 2 wedding certs & all our docs back with a congratulations....now the only problem was..... we only planned to go make an appointment so we could get married in a couple of weeks with some nice clothes, friends & maybe a couple of photos but well, it certainly saved some hassle not to mention a bundle & shocked the hel_l out of everyone but as we are coming up to our 7th married year it really didn't matter.

Is also a funny "TiT" story that we can tell for years

Found me gals wedding bridal carrige......

Found me gals wedding bridal carrige......

That looks like an ideal vehicle for married couples. She gets to sit so far back she can't tell you what to do, and if she yells at you then you just hit the release button and leave her behind.

Found me gals wedding bridal carrige......

That looks like an ideal vehicle for married couples. She gets to sit so far back she can't tell you what to do, and if she yells at you then you just hit the release button and leave her behind.

Naaaaaaaaaaah,...

Actually, I am gunna use my own old car,

Found me gals wedding bridal carrige......

That looks like an ideal vehicle for married couples. She gets to sit so far back she can't tell you what to do, and if she yells at you then you just hit the release button and leave her behind.

Naaaaaaaaaaah,...

Actually, I am gunna use my own old car,

Gunna do it up, bridal like.

Driver needed, any offers.

Free lunch........hehe.

Found me gals wedding bridal carrige......

That looks like an ideal vehicle for married couples. She gets to sit so far back she can't tell you what to do, and if she yells at you then you just hit the release button and leave her behind.

Naaaaaaaaaaah,...

Actually, I am gunna use my own old car,

Gunna do it up, bridal like.

Driver needed, any offers.

Free lunch........hehe.

No such thing ......

Found me gals wedding bridal carrige......[/b]

That looks like an ideal vehicle for married couples. She gets to sit so far back she can't tell you what to do, and if she yells at you then you just hit the release button and leave her behind.

Naaaaaaaaaaah,...

Actually, I am gunna use my own old car,

Gunna do it up, bridal like.

Driver needed, any offers.

Free lunch........hehe.

No such thing ......

Says who?

Found me gals wedding bridal carrige......[/b]

Gunna do it up, bridal like.

Driver needed, any offers.

Free lunch........hehe.

No such thing ......

Says who?

Probably Dorothy Parker - but I am open to correction

I can't believe it, I used to love reading her gush in all the wimmins rags.

Gawd help me, thank 'eavan I am over all that crap

Found me gals wedding bridal carrige......

That looks like an ideal vehicle for married couples. She gets to sit so far back she can't tell you what to do, and if she yells at you then you just hit the release button and leave her behind.

Naaaaaaaaaaah,...

Actually, I am gunna use my own old car,

Gunna do it up, bridal like.

Driver needed, any offers.

Free lunch........hehe.

Sure Pete...I'll chaufeur for you.....free lunch and all....but I'm more interested in the booze and the bridesmaids.

Actually, sincerely, if you need a hand with anything, I'll be glad to assist.....even if there are no bridesmaids.

Just give me a yell.