This is a bit of a longshot, but know of anyone in LOS that can make me a magnificant puzzle desk?

never know.... perhaps the world champion puzzle desk builder is boozing up in pattaya and we never knew....

For those who don't know http://gizmodo.com/262662/sliding-puzzle-desk-concept at least I think that's what our OP wants. It would drive me mad.

Thanks Crossy for the link - I was a bit puzzled as to what the OP was asking

Each to his own but think living in LOS is confusing enough already

yeah thats the idea, but too modern

I want one like in the movie National Treasure" book of secrets

so it would be a big classic wooden desk with some secret compartments that could only be opened/revealed via obscure movements

it would be a complex and custom job by someone that has done it before...