After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says..."They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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just seemed to fit here...

http://allowe.cillix.nl/Humor/video/ThisOldWhorehouse.wmv

I could go for some plussy right now...

BB

from POST 18 , Khun Jai Dee ( chicks with sting)

i think this is sexier

coz they are PUSSIES

from POST 18 , Khun Jai Dee ( chicks with sting)

i think this is  sexier

coz they are PUSSIES

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Caption: New Australian reality TV show - the uncut show is awesome...

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Brilliant!

Do you have a URL for this JD?

Risque Pic......maybe if a few more people saw this,they might not think it is true love.

Hope i am not going to get into trouble for this one!! Now i said in the apology thread i never apologise but i think i better say sorry now if this is too rude for even bedlam

Boy would i like to live in Africa!!

NO NEED to go to Egypt for find em!!

NO NEED to go to Egypt for  find em!!

Brilliant!  

Do you have a URL for this JD?

No mate, it was emailed to me.

But if you right click on it, you can save it to your desktop or wherever.

how can i quit smoke? (ohh yeah in TV have quit project)

Caption: Free Spyware... you never know if some @rsehole is watching...

Caption:  Free Spyware... you never know if some @rsehole is watching... 

:D :D

Eye eye what do we ave ere then?

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sheep!, comes this way please

Things you might not have known…

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for ?

A: It’s braille for "suck here."

Q: What is an Australian kiss?

A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a good year.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go... they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Caption:  New Australian reality TV show - the uncut show is awesome... 

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Jai Dee, Am interested in the origin of the photo, it looks like one I,ve seen before taken at either flinders ar Cape Barren Islands in Bass Strait?

Australia is doing it's bit to combat terrorism...

We can all do this!!

PLEASE HELP FIGHT TERRORISM!!

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nud_e women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless Australia.

Worlds shortest fairy tale.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" she said "no" and the guy lived happily ever after.

A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the

attractive blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to

him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and

although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says

"sorry do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one

of my boys" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been

unfaithful,

Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on

the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with

some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a*se?"

"No" she replies, " I'm your son's English Teacher"

TOWEL/RAG HEADS

Recently a warning was given about the use of the above politically incorrect term.

Please note: we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts, our religion, our freedom and our way of life in general - and want to kill all of us for the greater glory of Allah - do not like to be called "Towel Heads" or “Rag Heads”.

This is because the item they wear on their heads is not a towel or rag but actually a small, folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward you should only refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.

Worlds shortest fairy tale.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" she said "no" and the guy lived happily ever after.

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Reminds me of a Morcambe and Wise sketch:

One is dressed as a nun; the other as a monk. They are both looking into each other's eyes and singing,

"If you were the only boy(girl) in the world and I was the only girl(boy). Nothing......!"

Following on from the subject of "Cheap Charlies"...

There was a young man called Dave

Who dug up a prostitute’s grave

She was mouldy as shit

And missing a tit

But look at the money he saved.

Following on from the subject of "Cheap Charlies"...

There was a young man called Dave

Who dug up a prostitute’s grave

She was mouldy as shit

And missing a tit

But look at the money he saved.

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