Japanese Computer Screens/error Messages

[Dodeskaden]

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The web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

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Windows 98 or NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is

down.

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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has

occurred?

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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not

here.

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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

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Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.

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Serious error. All short cuts have disappeared.

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Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.

That particular message would bring tears to Superman's eyes

[tuky]

HUH?

I tried to get a nipponese but didn't get a byte.