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[expatinasia]

I had mine in the late-70s and, as one poster noted, there is a lot of swelling. If I wore a Speedo to the beach, the women would have followed me home. Unfortunately, the pain stayed with me for weeks. Interestingly, you need to ejaculate a half-dozen times, or so, to be sure that your system is clear of sperm. Now, there are several ways to get a semen sample and, when mine arrived at the lab, there was a lot of saliva in it...

[IvanLaw]

I had mine in the late-70s and, as one poster noted, there is a lot of swelling.  If I wore a Speedo to the beach, the women would have followed me home.  Unfortunately, the pain stayed with me for weeks.  Interestingly, you need to ejaculate a half-dozen times, or so, to be sure that your system is clear of sperm.  Now, there are several ways to get a semen sample and, when mine arrived at the lab, there was a lot of saliva in it...

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Are you per chance “Double Jointed”

Or just bragging

Sorry Just JOKING

Ivan