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Daleyboy

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Ohh god now the pressure is on :D . I will have to think for awhile, at the moment it is toooooo late in the evening to start anything. :D

The trouble is when i start something it is always with a a55hole who deserves it none of the people that are in bedlam seem to be like that, YET!!!!!! if you wanna offer some suggestions on who to wind up i will be happy to start on them :D:o

Shove it!!!! You are a Wimp!!!!Coward!!!!LimpThingy!!!!!PoopHead!!!!

You're not gonna let him get away with that are DB...? :D

totster palizaconsilla7eo.gif:D

No your right tots he shouldnt get away with that :D so chownah how long exactly did it take you to think of that one you anally attentive, bum loving batty boy? Has all that inbreeding disabled you from using more than 1 word insults, you are seriously intelligence impaired, but you shouldnt take it personally its not your fault your parents are also your brother and sister.

How was that for starters? :D

As for you torny or should i say shirley i cant believe you shared our secret, not everyone in the world understands that it is perfectly normal to dress in pink chiffon and call yourself shirley at weekends, some of the more limited intelligence in this room just might not understand this practice. :D

So am i doing ok so far?

:D

...passable - just so long as you don't post cr*p like that ASYLUM sh*t you thought was a joke.

Well unfortunately Thomas that is life in the U.K now, your right maybe i shouldnt have posted it in the joke section because it isnt a joke it is actually happening as we speak, i was just trying to make light of the situation, I suppose your going to call me a racist now are you?

Game on!

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Boon Mee says you take it up the back passage.... :D

I said that? :o

Made a reference to Turd Burglers is all I remember... :D

Ohh god now the pressure is on :D . I will have to think for awhile, at the moment it is toooooo late in the evening to start anything. :D

The trouble is when i start something it is always with a a55hole who deserves it none of the people that are in bedlam seem to be like that, YET!!!!!! if you wanna offer some suggestions on who to wind up i will be happy to start on them :D:o

Shove it!!!! You are a Wimp!!!!Coward!!!!LimpThingy!!!!!PoopHead!!!!

You're not gonna let him get away with that are DB...? :D

totster palizaconsilla7eo.gif:D

No your right tots he shouldnt get away with that :D so chownah how long exactly did it take you to think of that one you anally attentive, bum loving batty boy? Has all that inbreeding disabled you from using more than 1 word insults, you are seriously intelligence impaired, but you shouldnt take it personally its not your fault your parents are also your brother and sister.

How was that for starters? :D

As for you torny or should i say shirley i cant believe you shared our secret, not everyone in the world understands that it is perfectly normal to dress in pink chiffon and call yourself shirley at weekends, some of the more limited intelligence in this room just might not understand this practice. :D

So am i doing ok so far?

:D

...passable - just so long as you don't post cr*p like that ASYLUM sh*t you thought was a joke.

Well unfortunately Thomas that is life in the U.K now, your right maybe i shouldnt have posted it in the joke section because it isnt a joke it is actually happening as we speak, i was just trying to make light of the situation, I suppose your going to call me a racist now are you?

Answer the question yourself.

Would a reasonable person who has experienced some of the difficulties, trials and tribulations of this sad world we live in, have posted such rubbish?

Or would a Bristol Boot Boy, supporter of the NF, never having left the security of his mummy's purse strings, post it?

You choose.

Boon Mee says you take it up the back passage.... :D

I said that? :o

Made a reference to Turd Burglers is all I remember... :D

Well some red necks only have sons :D

crying_baby.jpg:D:D:D

Ohh god now the pressure is on :D . I will have to think for awhile, at the moment it is toooooo late in the evening to start anything. :D

The trouble is when i start something it is always with a a55hole who deserves it none of the people that are in bedlam seem to be like that, YET!!!!!! if you wanna offer some suggestions on who to wind up i will be happy to start on them :D:o

Shove it!!!! You are a Wimp!!!!Coward!!!!LimpThingy!!!!!PoopHead!!!!

You're not gonna let him get away with that are DB...? :D

totster palizaconsilla7eo.gif:D

No your right tots he shouldnt get away with that :D so chownah how long exactly did it take you to think of that one you anally attentive, bum loving batty boy? Has all that inbreeding disabled you from using more than 1 word insults, you are seriously intelligence impaired, but you shouldnt take it personally its not your fault your parents are also your brother and sister.

How was that for starters? :D

As for you torny or should i say shirley i cant believe you shared our secret, not everyone in the world understands that it is perfectly normal to dress in pink chiffon and call yourself shirley at weekends, some of the more limited intelligence in this room just might not understand this practice. :D

So am i doing ok so far?

:D

Hey Dimwit...LimpThingy and PoopHead are actually TWO word insults...I just left the space out 'cause I know you are such a slow reader!!! And how could my brother and sister be my parents you moron...its not even possible....they were brother and sister but not MY brother and sister.....do I have to draw you a diagram?

C'mon! You boys can do better than that!

Let me get the Gent and perhaps Georgie in here and we'll show you how a proper 'flame-war' goes! :o

Hes not gay but his boyfriend is. So whats the big deal abou this Daleyboy? I dont know! Everytime i start to read any of his posts or even reply zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! 1 hour later i wake up and decide. I better post this.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :o:D:D <deleted> it happened again.

What's this post about?

Is it something to do with pecker features? :o

Yeah, my pecker is a full length feature but yours is probably just a short....do you brits understand 'full lenght feature' and 'short'? This is as close to explaining a joke as I will ever come.

Oh the joy of mostly unmoderated posting in Bedlam. This is what life is really about. I can really let my hair down and talk dirty so that people all over the world will see it! Doesn't get any better than this!!!!

Hey Scamp....do they still have penny arcades in UK that use the big old fashioned pennies?

Hey Scamp....do they still have penny arcades in UK that use the big old fashioned pennies?

Don't be rediculous!

You are almost certainly a yank. :o

Again it's 'ridiculous!' :D

...and that most certainly is! :D

Yeah, my pecker is a full length feature......

that's right chownah.... and you full length feature sticks out of your forehead..! :D

totster :o

Daley boy likes it up the back passage but then you can´t blame him... blame his education.

Gentleman scamp likes to give it to him whilst Boon Mee watches in jealous rage.

Thomas Merton is the master of c eremonies...

Totster wishes he could do Boon Mee but Dr. Patpong has prevented the Tots by banishing him to Blighty.

Kayo and Kanwin sit back sipping their ales talking about getting back in their closets.

As for Tuky.... Anothe post later on for that one I´m afraid... Gotta go!

HiHaHo Hum!!!

I like this game....

:o

Ohh god now the pressure is on :D . I will have to think for awhile, at the moment it is toooooo late in the evening to start anything. :D

The trouble is when i start something it is always with a a55hole who deserves it none of the people that are in bedlam seem to be like that, YET!!!!!! if you wanna offer some suggestions on who to wind up i will be happy to start on them :D:o

Shove it!!!! You are a Wimp!!!!Coward!!!!LimpThingy!!!!!PoopHead!!!!

You're not gonna let him get away with that are DB...? :D

totster palizaconsilla7eo.gif:D

No your right tots he shouldnt get away with that :D so chownah how long exactly did it take you to think of that one you anally attentive, bum loving batty boy? Has all that inbreeding disabled you from using more than 1 word insults, you are seriously intelligence impaired, but you shouldnt take it personally its not your fault your parents are also your brother and sister.

How was that for starters? :D

As for you torny or should i say shirley i cant believe you shared our secret, not everyone in the world understands that it is perfectly normal to dress in pink chiffon and call yourself shirley at weekends, some of the more limited intelligence in this room just might not understand this practice. :D

So am i doing ok so far?

:D

...passable - just so long as you don't post cr*p like that ASYLUM sh*t you thought was a joke.

Well unfortunately Thomas that is life in the U.K now, your right maybe i shouldnt have posted it in the joke section because it isnt a joke it is actually happening as we speak, i was just trying to make light of the situation, I suppose your going to call me a racist now are you?

Answer the question yourself.

Would a reasonable person who has experienced some of the difficulties, trials and tribulations of this sad world we live in, have posted such rubbish?

Or would a Bristol Boot Boy, supporter of the NF, never having left the security of his mummy's purse strings, post it?

You choose.

Ok let me answer your questions one at a time

Firstly what exactly do you think was rubbish about the thread i posted? Are you trying to deny that illegal immigrants dont get a house, benefits, fee car, free driving lessons, free food, free legal aid and free money?

I have nothing whatsoever against GENUINE asylum seekers but unfortunately there are far too many which arent genuine. Take my situation for example, i spent alot of time, money, effort and tears to get my wife LEGALLY into this country, yet now she is here it states on her visa NO RECOURSE TO PUBLIC FUNDS, yet she works full time and pays her taxes, but if for some reason she were to be made unemployed she wouldnt be allowed to claim benefit. Now tell me Thomas where is the logic in that?

In the post that i put up if you had read into it a little deeper you would have realised that it wasnt a dig at immigrants personally but at the govt in this country.

As for being a boot boy well thats your opinion and i probably wont be able to change that, yes i am a very large chap with a skinhead, so you want to stereotype me as a national front goon?

If i was you Thomas i would go back to tending to your sick puppy, your copy of the Gaurdian and your own little rose tinted world.

The views in that post are echoed on a daily basis by thousands of people in this country from your little old lady to yes your nf goon.

I might not be the most pc person in the world but i am also not a racist thug.

Ohh one more thing the original post was sent to me by email from a Bangaldeshi immigrant friend of mine, so does that make them part of the NF as well?

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Hey Dimwit...LimpThingy and PoopHead are actually TWO word insults...I just left the space out 'cause I know you are such a slow reader!!! And how could my brother and sister be my parents you moron...its not even possible....they were brother and sister but not MY brother and sister.....do I have to draw you a diagram?

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Yes i think i diagram would be good :o

Daley boy likes it up the back passage but then you can´t blame him... blame his education.

Gentleman scamp likes to give it to him whilst Boon Mee watches in jealous rage.

Thomas Merton is the master of c eremonies...

Totster wishes he could do Boon Mee but Dr. Patpong has prevented the Tots by banishing him to Blighty.

Kayo and Kanwin sit back sipping their ales talking about getting back in their closets.

As for Tuky.... Anothe post later on for that one I´m afraid... Gotta go!

HiHaHo Hum!!!

I like this game....

:o

You left me out. :D

Understandable as I'm the toughest basatd whoever walked these hallowed halls...etc

ps Chownah is the Brooklyn Queen.

:D

You left me out. :D

Understandable as I'm the toughest basatd whoever walked these hallowed halls...etc

ps Chownah is the Brooklyn Queen.

:o

Oh! And Chonabot and his partner Chownah are the only militant lesbian easter bunny couple in tv.vom.... (chonabot gets as hard as the duracell bunny on cocaine).... :D

You left me out. :D

Understandable as I'm the toughest basatd whoever walked these hallowed halls...etc

ps Chownah is the Brooklyn Queen.

:o

Oh! And Chonabot and his partner Chownah are the only militant lesbian easter bunny couple in tv.vom.... (chonabot gets as hard as the duracell bunny on cocaine).... :D

Harsh yet fair........ :D

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Hey Dimwit...LimpThingy and PoopHead are actually TWO word insults...I just left the space out 'cause I know you are such a slow reader!!! And how could my brother and sister be my parents you moron...its not even possible....they were brother and sister but not MY brother and sister.....do I have to draw you a diagram?

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Yes i think i diagram would be good :o

Ok, I'll put it where your head is already..where the sun don't shine..if you get my message...if you get my drift....

Ok, I'll put it where your head is already..where the sun don't shine..if you get my message...if you get my drift....

So you are gonna put the diagram in the UK where his head is (along with the rest of him)...? :o

totster :D

Hey Scamp....do they still have penny arcades in UK that use the big old fashioned pennies?

Don't be rediculous!

You are almost certainly a yank. :o

After they stopped using the big pennies the arcades kept a big supply of them so that they could continue to use their old machines and run their business. I guess you would go in and buy them like tokens...don't know for sure..this is just what I heard. Are any of those old machines still around? Do people collect them?

Hey Scamp....do they still have penny arcades in UK that use the big old fashioned pennies?

Don't be rediculous!

You are almost certainly a yank. :o

After they stopped using the big pennies the arcades kept a big supply of them so that they could continue to use their old machines and run their business. I guess you would go in and buy them like tokens...don't know for sure..this is just what I heard. Are any of those old machines still around? Do people collect them?

There is a "penny arcade" at an attraction in Somerset UK called "Wookie Hole"... it features antique penny arcade games and yes, you can exchange your money for Old Pennies and play them...

totster :D

Ok, I'll put it where your head is already..where the sun don't shine..if you get my message...if you get my drift....

So you are gonna put the diagram in the UK where his head is (along with the rest of him)...? :o

totster :D

Exactly!!! Was there any doubt?

I have commented your posting in blue.

Firstly what exactly do you think was rubbish about the thread i posted? Are you trying to deny that illegal immigrants dont get a house, benefits, fee car, free driving lessons, free food, free legal aid and free money?

No system is perfect. How you view these imperfections and where you start your criticism, depends on your level of tolerance.

I’m sure we agree, there are far too many:

• child abusers

• drunken drivers

• speed limit breakers

• small criminals stealing from old age pensioners

• Englishmen who put their Thai wives on the game

• Benefit fraudsters (the vast majority of whom are born-in-Britain UK citizens, seriously cheating to achieve “a house, benefits, fee car, free driving lessons, free food, free legal aid and free money”) etc.

To name but a few.

I have nothing whatsoever against GENUINE asylum seekers but unfortunately there are far too many which arent genuine.

One abuser in any system is one too many – we must direct our protest where we feel most hurt or where we feel we will do most good – so why did you choose asylum seekers, I ask? The answer is you are looking at immigration through your own tinted glasses, rather than showing the detachment a lawmaker or administrator must.

Take my situation for example, i spent alot of time, money, effort and tears to get my wife LEGALLY into this country, yet now she is here it states on her visa NO RECOURSE TO PUBLIC FUNDS, yet she works full time and pays her taxes, but if for some reason she were to be made unemployed she wouldnt be allowed to claim benefit. Now tell me Thomas where is the logic in that?

This is to ensure that those Englishmen who choose calmly and rationally to bring a foreign woman as their wife into the warmth of this country are not bringing her here to abuse her or the system. You will find when the time comes for you to change her entry visa to a more permanent visa, if you have continued living together for the statutory length of time, without recourse to public funds, she will be given a visa allowing her to stay and work, and giving you both the right to seek all the tax credits or housing benefit you may need (I know because I have been there).

Your calm and rational entry into the UK, should be compared to the panic and desperation of families who flee here because e.g.

• Idi Amin denies them all rights and throws them out of the country

• Pinochet tries to exterminate all those who hold the same political views

• Ayotollah Khomani persecutes and kills members of their family

• Their country’s political system is so corrupt they fear for their own lives

• Lebanese who have been threatened and killed by Palestinians, Israelis, Hamal, Hitzbollah, the Syrian army etc.

• The Serbs have systematically murdered their family

• Rwandese who didn’t want their children slaughtered like hundreds and thousands of their fellow citizens

• etc. ad nausiam

In the post that i put up if you had read into it a little deeper you would have realised that it wasnt a dig at immigrants personally but at the govt in this country.

If you want to dig at the government, there are many better causes you could choose, than choosing one that exposes the already abused to even more abuse.

As for being a boot boy well thats your opinion and i probably wont be able to change that, yes i am a very large chap with a skinhead, so you want to stereotype me as a national front goon?

Considering the impression you gave with your ASYLUM posting – my conclusion was appropriate.

If i was you Thomas i would go back to tending to your sick puppy, your copy of the Gaurdian and your own little rose tinted world.

I used to read the Guardian, however, I do feel the standard of journalism has gone down in recent years. If I do find time to read a newspaper these days, it tends to be the Independent.

My views on life, though, are my own, as I, rather arrogantly perhaps, consider I am at least twice as intelligent as the average journalist.

The views in that post are echoed on a daily basis by thousands of people in this country from your little old lady to yes your nf goon.

Unfortunately all too many people in the UK do not share my views on journalists, especially if they are employed at the cheaper tabloids. Curious isn’t it – people are more willing to deny the existence of God, or that there is truth to be found in the Bible than they are to doubt the scribblings of a spotty faced, partially sober, peddler of his own prejudices in the Sun or The Daily Express.

I might not be the most pc person in the world but i am also not a racist thug.

I do hope so.

Ohh one more thing the original post was sent to me by email from a Bangaldeshi immigrant friend of mine, so does that make them part of the NF as well?

This is one of the terrible ironies I learnt when working in refugee camps – racism is not only a white phenomenon. Some of the worst racists are unfortunately refugees or immigrants themselves.

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