The Michael Jackson Jokes

[phazey]

Subject: The Michael Jackson jokes

This should end them.

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1:

 Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.

 During the Neverland raid, police found class As,

 class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2:

 Where's Michael going on holiday?

 He's off to Tampa with the kids.

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3:

 What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?

 "Excuse me, but you're in my son"

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4:

 How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?

 When the big hand touches the little hand.

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5:

 What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?

 They're both old meat between young buns

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6:

 What does Michael hand round after dinner?

 The under-eights

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7:

 What does Jackson have in common with whisky?

 They both come in small tots

only one year later.

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8:

 Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.

 Usually he just tosses them off.

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9:

 What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?

 They both have boys briefs half-off

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 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10:

 Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.

 "How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.

 Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"

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*sigh*

[Guest IT Manager]

Yep.. sure did