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Monkeys To Guard Athletes

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A CRACK team of monkeys have been deployed to provide security for athletes at the Commonwealth Games in India.

Athletes have been plagued by packs of wild rhesus monkeys breaking into buildings and stealing from their rooms at the games in New Delhi.

Organisers have now hired a team of 40 large grey langur monkeys to chase off their smaller cousins in an effort to keep buildings safe.

monkey02_380_1134088a.jpg Patrol ... langur monkeys with their handlers

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3156472/Monkeys-to-guard-athletes.html

dont underestimate monkeys, they are creepy and vicious. little creepy monkey hands. ick

Monkey's are conniving little flea ridden, urine soaked bastards.

A troop of monkeys wrecked my car in LopBuri about four years ago. If I had a gun I would of executed them in front of the locals. And felt good about it. :lol:

Monkey's are conniving little flea ridden, urine soaked bastards.

A troop of monkeys wrecked my car in LopBuri about four years ago. If I had a gun I would of executed them in front of the locals. And felt good about it. :lol:

There's a place quite close to you, near Sa Kaew at this end of the 359, big rock face and hundreds of monkeys, they are quite well behaved for the most part, but don't leave any possessions unattended.

Ever been there?

Racism is not allowed on this forum.

Discrimination against any religious belief is forbidden.

But animalism??

Alive and well and living in Bedlam!! :rolleyes:

I like animals. I dont' like monkeys. You ever dealt with one of those creepy macaque coconut monkeys? Seen their teeth? No thanks.

and they are creepy little monkey hands:

According to the Tulane National Primate Research Center...

...monkeys have hands. The reasoning seems to be that the monkey's arm appendage is adapted for grasping, with four similar digits and one opposable one, aka the thumb. Monkeys can also use individual digits by themselves for pointing, scratching, etc. and can carry things much as we do suitcases.

A paw on the other hand has claws, has no opposable digits, and all digits function together.

http://www.tnprc.tulane.edu/public_faq.html

and they are creepy little monkey hands:

Sorry, my monkey research stopped with W. W. Jacobs.

Monkey's are conniving little flea ridden, urine soaked bastards.

A troop of monkeys wrecked my car in LopBuri about four years ago. If I had a gun I would of executed them in front of the locals. And felt good about it. :lol:

Our thai member, orang, would not approve. :lol:

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..........are conniving little flea ridden, urine soaked bastards.

That could be used to sum up more than a few groups of humans too. :whistling:

I'm sure the althletes will sleep sound in their beds knowing that the Taliban of the ape world has been hired to protect them but wouldn't Indian policemen have been cheaper.

The Orangutan is not a monkey.

Who said he was a monkey? I just said he would not approve of killing monkeys. Me, I like monkeys, but I'm also aware of the damage they can do. Of course I also like cobras.

Monkeys are cheeky little devils. I've seen the ones at Mt Erawan steal hikers gear when the tourists go for a swim. One poor guy lost his cel phone and his girl friend lost her camera. They never got them back. The monkey's have learned that tourists often carry food in their bags.

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We've got em at our moobaan, some of them even wear little uniforms :lol: .

Theres one guy and he use to sit on a bridge near my place and if I was on the bike I would always slow down and bare my teeth at him........& he use to just about loose the plot. Im sure he knew the sound of my bike.

Some of the thais stop in their cars and feed them, but Ive never liked the ideas of the monkies climbing all over my bonnet and roof turret.

Well I've not seen any monkeys here in VN, so they gotta taste okay.

One of the plus points of Agent Orange?

One of the plus points of Agent Orange?

Is he the guy that used to hang out with 007?B)

No doubt these cousins are well trained at lifting wallets and other valuables from passers by.

And they work for peanuts. :)

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well the Daily Sport are stating a Monkey Cop has attack a guy from the BBC ! , front page news....

source - Daily Sport

well the Daily Sport are stating a Monkey Cop has attack a guy from the BBC ! , front page news....

source - Daily Sport

Excellent - doing his job to perfection.

I would have thought that these monkeys could be rewarded by giving them seats at all the events - seems that there are more spare seats than occupied ones. Although the ticket office computer says "sold out" to all enquiries.

(Programmed by the Indian IT people, I guess)

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