Finnish amputee causes mayhem

Police were called in to sort out street chaos after a Finnish tourist who was reported as being both legless and drunk had parked his wheelchair in the middle of the road near Soi 9, creating a traffic jam and public disturbance for almost 30 minutes.

One should never drink and drive, apparently even if what is being driven is a wheelchair.

Onlookers told a Pattaya Mail reporter that the intoxicated Finn, who was aged about 50, was wheeling himself along the road, frantically shouting at everyone he saw, banging his fists on cars, grabbing helmets from motorcycles and throwing them around, and even spitting at people.

Police attempted to calm the inebriated amputee, but he fought his way out of the officers’ grasp. Staff from his hotel then appeared. The man seemed to tire and was escorted back to his room in Pattaya Klang. Car owners and motorcyclists have forgiven him, and sympathetic police are not pressing any charges.

-Pattaya Mail

30 July 2005

Just another night in Lol! I wonder what got him so upset

Finnish amputee causes mayhem

    Police were called in to sort out street chaos after a Finnish tourist who was reported as being both legless and drunk had parked his wheelchair in the middle of the road near Soi 9, creating a traffic jam and public disturbance for almost 30 minutes.

    One should never drink and drive, apparently even if what is being driven is a wheelchair.

    Onlookers told a Pattaya Mail reporter that the intoxicated Finn, who was aged about 50, was wheeling himself along the road, frantically shouting at everyone he saw, banging his fists on cars, grabbing helmets from motorcycles and throwing them around, and even spitting at people.

    Police attempted to calm the inebriated amputee, but he fought his way out of the officers’ grasp. Staff from his hotel then appeared. The man seemed to tire and was escorted back to his room in Pattaya Klang. Car owners and motorcyclists have forgiven him, and sympathetic police are not pressing any charges.

-Pattaya Mail

30 July 2005

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he was lucky he didn't get arrested,he wouldn't have had a leg to stand on

It's great to see that even in the tragic circumstance of losing both legs, one can still enjoy himself.

I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl

I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl  

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Oooooh sir thats a little low!

He probably just wanted another drink and was out of cash. I would have bought him a couple, the guy has spunk.

I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl  

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Ignorant comment not even vaguely humoures in the circumstances!

I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl  

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Ignorant comment not even vaguely humoures in the circumstances!

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Ever watched the third Blackadder series?

I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl  

I bet he enjoys a good bar crawl  

Ignorant comment not even vaguely humoures in the circumstances!

I thought they were pretty funny actually.... along with the thread title!

but then again- I'm a slightly twisted individual!

Apparently he was hopping mad

Wonder if this is what Dave meant by short &lt;deleted&gt; in Patters?

Seems like most posters here have bad taste, guess I need to join in.

"Where did I leave the car keys?"

His actions were definately not those of a "harmless' man anyways.

Think about it.

when the old bill showed up.....his night was finnished!

His  actions  were  definately  not  those  of  a  "harmless'  man  anyways.

Think  about  it.   

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No worries the men in brown cut him down to size!!!

I'd would have let the bastards tyres down.

I'd would have let the bastards tyres down.

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Lad without his wheels - well is literally going nowhere!!!

Lucky he was'nt in the sea, then he'd be called Bob.

He was wheelie, wheelie drunk and kneeded someone to help him after putting his foot in his mouth!

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Lucky he was'nt in the sea, then he'd be called Bob. 

That was a corker Dave

Strange how this thread has brought all the usual suspects out of the woodwork.

I'd would have let the bastards tyres down.

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Well, you've already built a fence across the road to keep him from nicking your new car.

I'd would have let the bastards tyres down.

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Well, you've already built a fence across the road to keep him from nicking your new car.

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Those bloody soi dogs keep pissing up against the gate to the house.

(and my dogs keep pissing in the house)

I'd would have let the bastards tyres down.

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Well, you've already built a fence across the road to keep him from nicking your new car.

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Those bloody soi dogs keep pissing up against the gate to the house.

(and my dogs keep pissing in the house)

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Last week was my daughter's eighth birthday, so my wife went and bought a puppy (without telling me - you should have seen the way she looked when she brought it home!). Bloody thing yapped all night, 'til I threw a blanket over it's kennel to let it know it was night-time. I'm still in Singapore at the moment, be back next weekend. See if the little mutt has survived.

(Are you sure it wasn't my daughter and JJ pissing against your gatepost?)

He's a very proud man.......he's never got down on his knees and begged

Lucky he was'nt in the sea, then he'd be called Bob. 

That was a corker Dave

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He's a bit of a bouy though is'nt he.

I'd would have let the bastards tyres down.

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Lad without his wheels - well is literally going nowhere!!!

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Where there is a wheel,

there is a way!

I'd would have let the bastards tyres down.

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Lad without his wheels - well is literally going nowhere!!!

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Where there is a wheel,

there is a way!

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so how do you classify the damage he caused to the cars, it can't be "hit and run"

Just another night in Lol! I wonder what got him so upset

maybe someone pinched his shoes...

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