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July 31, 200520 yr

Very cute buadhai, you just made me waste a precious mouse click.

July 31, 200520 yr

Sorry, that one went straight past me.

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Sorry, that one went straight past me.

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Most of my attempts at humor fall pretty flat....

July 31, 200520 yr

Sorry, that one went straight past me.

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Most of my attempts at humor fall pretty flat....

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http://www.bangkokpost.net/010705_News/01Jul2005_news08.php

July 31, 200520 yr

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Sorry, that one went straight past me.

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Most of my attempts at humor fall pretty flat....

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http://www.bangkokpost.net/010705_News/01Jul2005_news08.php

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The article that inspired my failed attempt at humor was titled:

"Governors ordered to buy longan with payroll funds" and published on 27 Jul 2005.

I figured us long-term visa holders couldn't be far behind.

In fact, I've got 5 kilos in the kitchen right now.

Lam Yai anyone?

August 2, 200520 yr

I thought you might be bribing the Immigration officials with a few kilos

of juice Longans?

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