But yeah, it all goes into that <deleted> is wrong with some people question.

Can I make up some stats on the spot SB, most stats are anyway so it shouldn't be a problem.

If you know one hundred people, ninety of them will be just like me and you, five of them will be about the same but like to push the envelope a little bit, three of them like to push the envelope more than is necessary, one of them will be a total introvert and the last one will be a total nutter.

A bit presumptuous to put yourself in the same group of 90 that SBK's in, don't you think?

But if you're sure you're part of that group......

You didn't mention that of the 90 "normal" people, 30 of them are Chinese, 20 are Indian, 20 are convicted felons, 10 are gay, and the last 10 are mentally deficient.

To which sub-group do you belong?

Whoa, now just hang on a second there.

I am talking about people, people who don't think it is Ok to take pictures of their own genitals and forward them on, people who don't think it is Ok to take upskirt shots of other people and forward them on, people who don't think it's ok to put cats into litter bins.

And yes, I am part of that large group, it matters not one jot to me what the breakdown of race, creed, colour or sexual orientation is. Why do you find that important enough to mention?

Ow..now that i know that most people dont like random private shots sms'd to phone, ill just stop doing it.

Ow..now that i know that most people dont like random private shots sms'd to phone, ill just stop doing it.

Well at least sbk know who's penis it was now.

But yeah, it all goes into that <deleted> is wrong with some people question.

Can I make up some stats on the spot SB, most stats are anyway so it shouldn't be a problem.

If you know one hundred people, ninety of them will be just like me and you, five of them will be about the same but like to push the envelope a little bit, three of them like to push the envelope more than is necessary, one of them will be a total introvert and the last one will be a total nutter.

A bit presumptuous to put yourself in the same group of 90 that SBK's in, don't you think?

But if you're sure you're part of that group......

You didn't mention that of the 90 "normal" people, 30 of them are Chinese, 20 are Indian, 20 are convicted felons, 10 are gay, and the last 10 are mentally deficient.

To which sub-group do you belong?

Whoa, now just hang on a second there.

I am talking about people, people who don't think it is Ok to take pictures of their own genitals and forward them on, people who don't think it is Ok to take upskirt shots of other people and forward them on, people who don't think it's ok to put cats into litter bins.

And yes, I am part of that large group, it matters not one jot to me what the breakdown of race, creed, colour or sexual orientation is. Why do you find that important enough to mention?

Sorry Thadeus...that was 100% in jest,..... you know, silly stats etc..

Ow..now that i know that most people dont like random private shots sms'd to phone, ill just stop doing it.

Well at least sbk know who's penis it was now.

The Laura Croft you thought you knew.....

But yeah, it all goes into that <deleted> is wrong with some people question.

Can I make up some stats on the spot SB, most stats are anyway so it shouldn't be a problem.

If you know one hundred people, ninety of them will be just like me and you, five of them will be about the same but like to push the envelope a little bit, three of them like to push the envelope more than is necessary, one of them will be a total introvert and the last one will be a total nutter.

Why am I always the last one?

The Italians have an expression they use when they want to insult someone. Like if someone asks to borrow money or insults you. It's called "highcock." Like "I'll give you highcock." I think that's what Farve was doing. He was saying "Here's my dick."

Don't confuse it with sexting. That's part of the digital meltdown, although Farve is an a-hole.

How do you spot the Italian in the crowd with a speech impediment ?

He/she is the one with the broken arm............................

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finally ...... A Keyboard for Old Retired Men.

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Pulling her hair out

Over a thing she read, a 10 year old girl gave birth to a big bouncy 6 pounder.

I thought they had made a major typo.

nope, was in spain to a romanian gypsy girl. her parents are thrilled by all accounts. <deleted> indeed

Keep up ladies..... a nine year old Thai girl recently gave birth.

And here is a real <deleted>, one of my best mates here has a Thai wife (stating the obvious) she is a teacher here, of English, and she can actually speak English to a very good level (possibly the only one around here that can)

At a recent teachers seminar, she brought up the subject of sex education becoming more and more necessary, she was shouted down, as in their words "Thais don't have sex outside of marriage" and she only had that opinion because her husband was a farang.

nope, was in spain to a romanian gypsy girl. her parents are thrilled by all accounts. <deleted> indeed

You better start educating mini Boo pretty quickly how to put "one on the end of it" aka Jeremy Kyle...

I just took a quick photo of my cock. If you are game you can scroll down the page a little to see it.

a little further down..........

further.........................

Just a little more.................

Here it is...................

And a very fine cock you have too. ( don't much like the bird though )

Its a black cock, who knew?

Its a black cock, who knew?

If you tie a piece of string around one and attach a house brick, you'll soon get a black cock ( and it will grow bigger but hurts after a while.)

How would one go about text messaging a picture of a penis?

Must be the same way our Newfies send computer viruses.

Its a black cock, who knew?

Yeah but it looks red & irritated up about the head

Its a black cock, who knew?

Something to do with my Lithuanian/Polynesian heritage, sbk. We like black one's

The main body may be black but you will notice the part leading to the head is white and there is the red dangly stuff on top. If you were to tickle that I'm sure my cock will get rather agitated.

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Its a black cock, who knew?

Something to do with my Lithuanian/Polynesian heritage, sbk. We like black one's

The main body may be black but you will notice the part leading to the head is white and there is the red dangly stuff on top. If you were to tickle that I'm sure my cock will get rather agitated.

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Yes, I imagine so...

Well, the solution to all this prudery is to just walk around starkers. Everyone will become so used to seeing penises that receiving pics on your mobile won't rate a mention. Mind you, this would probably spawn a whole new interest in genital fashion accessories in order to "stand out" from the crowd. Certain gents who appear exceptionally gifted would probably still have their pics taken though. Just another form of celebrity I suppose.

Now ladies, think of the advantages.....being able to choose exactly what you want; no more having to endure those boring chat up lines with nothing better than a lucky dip at the end.

I'd award a greenie for that, Sibey, if greenies weren't banned.

Well, the solution to all this prudery is to just walk around starkers. Everyone will become so used to seeing penises that receiving pics on your mobile won't rate a mention. Mind you, this would probably spawn a whole new interest in genital fashion accessories in order to "stand out" from the crowd. Certain gents who appear exceptionally gifted would probably still have their pics taken though. Just another form of celebrity I suppose.

Now ladies, think of the advantages.....being able to choose exactly what you want; no more having to endure those boring chat up lines with nothing better than a lucky dip at the end.

What you say is basically true, sibeymai. I've spent considerable time on nudist beaches because they were a short walk from my home. After a while nudity becomes a bit boring. But, everyone is still going to appreciate a really fine figure or physique. There aren't too many around like that and the ones that are stand out.

I prefer to meet people who have clothes on.

But, must admit when I first got internet, I did sort of look at naked people. Out of the corner of my eye on my blushing face.

Now it is just boring, seen one seen them all sort of thing.

Apart from the rather jolly one Eek sent to me....

Well, the solution to all this prudery is to just walk around starkers. Everyone will become so used to seeing penises that receiving pics on your mobile won't rate a mention. Mind you, this would probably spawn a whole new interest in genital fashion accessories in order to "stand out" from the crowd. Certain gents who appear exceptionally gifted would probably still have their pics taken though. Just another form of celebrity I suppose.

Now ladies, think of the advantages.....being able to choose exactly what you want; no more having to endure those boring chat up lines with nothing better than a lucky dip at the end.

What you say is basically true, sibeymai. I've spent considerable time on nudist beaches because they were a short walk from my home. After a while nudity becomes a bit boring. But, everyone is still going to appreciate a really fine figure or physique. There aren't too many around like that and the ones that are stand out.

Sometimes I wonder ........................" the ones that stand out "..................... Oh dear

What you say is basically true, sibeymai. I've spent considerable time on nudist beaches because they were a short walk from my home. After a while nudity becomes a bit boring. But, everyone is still going to appreciate a really fine figure or physique. There aren't too many around like that and the ones that are stand out.

Sometimes I wonder ........................" the ones that stand out "..................... Oh dear

I thought about that after I posted it. In that case this seems appropriate.