November 13, 201015 yr Mr Boo teaching our son the finer points of being a boy, like farting into his hand then covering the boys nose with it. I know it shouldn't but it makes me laugh esp. when Sonny tries to do it back to Daddy but put's his hand to his bum a full minute after farting then cracks up laughing at the thought of dad getting a fart in the face. Boys a are species all their own & the more my boy grows the more I learn about them.
November 13, 201015 yr Author Mrs Boo, Mr Boo sounds like the kind of bloke I can easily get along with. He is clearly training Boo Junior on the finer things we can appreciate in life. ------------------------------------------------------ I remember yonks ago when my sister and I were very young, obviously back in England. It was Halloween, we were bought some Halloween masks which were of the paper cut our type. My sister and I were struggling with them. Our Step-father at the time was getting quite impatient at at our incompetence of making our masks. He insisted on taking them from us saying: "If you are going to act like a pair of tits, I'm going to treat you like a pair of tits". He has never since been allowed to forget that one!
November 13, 201015 yr I can only find it in Spanish but it was one of those Simpsons moments that had me on the floor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIFyVz_sEQU
November 13, 201015 yr Ahh Rakers, Mr Boo is a man of refinement & a class act, it's why I married him I'm sure the pair of you would get on great over a bottle of something inebriating . Another one that gets me chucking is when Sonny dresses up as Buzz Lightyear from toy story & Mr boo calls him Buzz Light there, the boy gets in a temper but it's funny to see their banter over here or there.
November 13, 201015 yr Author Jimmy Carr is a very clever man. And he isn't afraid to close that close to the line. Sometimes you think "You shouldn't say that", but you think that behind you're own laughter. Alan Davies has a more innocent approach to comedy:
November 14, 201015 yr In slang Scots, jobbie means poo. When i was at Art School, a guy i did a project with was Irish, and he kept saying "bobby jobbie" for stuff. ie: "ok, we just need to get this bobby jobbie..". My gut would twist and i had to fight hard not to start laughing hysterically..was actually no easy feat. Everytime he said it, an image of a poo bobbing in the toilet came to mind, and the laughter suppression made me shake and nearly cry. Ive no idea if he noticed or not, and he wasnt the kind of guy i could have shared that story with. Im laughing now just thinking about it...scrap that..tears are coming to my eyes. I still find the word "jobbie" kicks in my childish laughter response... to the point of gut hurting eye watering hysterics. ..so i guess its beyond giggle really. Oops..nvm.
November 14, 201015 yr In slang Scots, jobbie means poo. When i was at Art School, a guy i did a project with was Irish, and he kept saying "bobby jobbie" for stuff. ie: "ok, we just need to get this bobby jobbie..". My gut would twist and i had to fight hard not to start laughing hysterically..was actually no easy feat. Everytime he said it, an image of a poo bobbing in the toilet came to mind, and the laughter suppression made me shake and nearly cry. Ive no idea if he noticed or not, and he wasnt the kind of guy i could have shared that story with. Im laughing now just thinking about it...scrap that..tears are coming to my eyes. I still find the word "jobbie" kicks in my childish laughter response... to the point of gut hurting eye watering hysterics. ..so i guess its beyond giggle really. Oops..nvm. Just for you eek.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmpRQLaxF60
November 15, 201015 yr Try this with a dog. Get a nice lump of caramel and stick on one of the big pointy teeth at the front of his mouth. Hours of fun.
November 15, 201015 yr Try this with a dog. Get a nice lump of caramel and stick on one of the big pointy teeth at the front of his mouth. Hours of fun. or try this: Get some gaffer tape and cut four square pieces about 2cm x 2cm. Grab a cat and attach the pieces of tape to the bottom side of the cats feet. Release the cat. Funniest thing you'll see all week. (For all the tree huggers - this is not cat abuse - just excercising it )
November 15, 201015 yr Try this with a dog. Get a nice lump of caramel and stick on one of the big pointy teeth at the front of his mouth. Hours of fun. or try this: Get some gaffer tape and cut four square pieces about 2cm x 2cm. Grab a cat and attach the pieces of tape to the bottom side of the cats feet. Release the cat. Funniest thing you'll see all week. (For all the tree huggers - this is not cat abuse - just excercising it ) Similarly, stick a length of duct tape or similar along a cats spine, Cracks me up, cat's reaction SOOOOO funny. Patsy, but try it....... at least once .ha ha ha
November 15, 201015 yr Funnier still, make an old crock cross the road just after it has been tarred and laid with road base, and watch the antics as he tries to walk and scrap the crap off his flip flops. Happened in Karon a few months back, kept the tuk tuk boys amused for ages.
November 15, 201015 yr No comment. Yup gotta cat - just have to catch the bugger... Was right up high in a tree yesterday. Pete, at least i can get it up on my wedding day....
November 16, 201015 yr No comment. Yup gotta cat - just have to catch the bugger... Was right up high in a tree yesterday. Pete, at least i can get it up on my wedding day.... Pats, a TOMCAT, no doubt...... Ha ha ha........ PMPL (... wonders if Pats means dildo.. hmmmmmm......"can get it up"....) No offence, I am indefencible......... LOL In joke....Not rude, Pats, funny tho'.
November 16, 201015 yr Another from the telly: Being Main Contractors on a big country house one time, we let loose the electricians ( bad move ) whilst climbing in the roof space, they left our line of sight ( an even bigger bad move ) A nut and screw was in their way, they decided to undo and move it and hence a real live 'Rodney' moment and an antique chandeleir hit the floor. Thank Heavens for insurance
November 16, 201015 yr Ahh Rakers, Mr Boo is a man of refinement & a class act, it's why I married him I'm sure the pair of you would get on great over a bottle of something inebriating . Another one that gets me chucking is when Sonny dresses up as Buzz Lightyear from toy story & Mr boo calls him Buzz Light there, the boy gets in a temper but it's funny to see their banter over here or there. no doubt about that. farting in the hand is hard evidence of refinement and class unless... the fart is accompanied by more hard evidence.
November 17, 201015 yr A fart in the hand is worth two in the b..... Oh hel_l..i think i got my proverb muddled up.. ..ive just grossed myself out. Feeling ashamed.
November 17, 201015 yr this video gets me every single time. Stephen Colbert losing it. the banana is a great addition, I cry with laughter every time I watch it. Oh, and you British will particularly appreciate it
November 17, 201015 yr When we're talking about Fools and Horses, this is the other one I always smile at :
November 17, 201015 yr Author ..ive just grossed myself out. Feeling ashamed. Ashamed? You should be proud of yourself eek, take a bow!
November 17, 201015 yr Ahh Rakers, Mr Boo is a man of refinement & a class act, it's why I married him I'm sure the pair of you would get on great over a bottle of something inebriating . Another one that gets me chucking is when Sonny dresses up as Buzz Lightyear from toy story & Mr boo calls him Buzz Light there, the boy gets in a temper but it's funny to see their banter over here or there. no doubt about that. farting in the hand is hard evidence of refinement and class unless... the fart is accompanied by more hard evidence. A fart in the bed is worth two in the hand. You wait until Boo Minor learns the joys of incendiary farts.
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