I did to drink in there, who told you ? ( at least they didn't mention the arse lock )

Arse lock (or at least that's the way I hear it) is the German for brown-nosing.

I thpoought that was the little guy who stand at the bac of the scrum waiting to cath the balls.

I did to drink in there, who told you ? ( at least they didn't mention the arse lock )

Arse lock (or at least that's the way I hear it) is the German for brown-nosing.

I thpoought that was the little guy who stand at the bac of the scrum waiting to cath the balls.

Liberace?

I did to drink in there, who told you ? ( at least they didn't mention the arse lock )

Arse lock (or at least that's the way I hear it) is the German for brown-nosing.

I thought that was the little guy who stand at the back of the scrum waiting to cath the balls.

That was the fun part of rugby - I spent most of my life in a number eight shirt - which meant I got to jump on the scrum-half just as he caught the ball. (Or a nano-second before, if the ref was blind). (Which most of 'em are).

(By the way, I've committed the heinous offence of editing your post. You've developed a stammer.)

I did to drink in there, who told you ? ( at least they didn't mention the arse lock )

Arse lock (or at least that's the way I hear it) is the German for brown-nosing.

I thought that was the little guy who stand at the back of the scrum waiting to cath the balls.

That was the fun part of rugby - I spent most of my life in a number eight shirt - which meant I got to jump on the scrum-half just as he caught the ball. (Or a nano-second before, if the ref was blind). (Which most of 'em are).

(By the way, I've committed the heinous offence of editing your post. You've developed a stammer.)

But could you play the piano ?

But could you play the piano ?

Not in a rugby jersey.

Had to get my glitter-coat for that.

And my hair's too short. In fact it's receded into my skull and comes out of my nose and ears now.

Why does everything head south as you get older?

But could you play the piano ?

Not in a rugby jersey.

Had to get my glitter-coat for that.

And my hair's too short. In fact it's receded into my skull and comes out of my nose and ears now.

Why does everything head south as you get older?

To avoid the Polar Bears ?