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Mysterious Left-footed Thongs.

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Isnt this is a g string rather than a thong?

Yep... I s'pose you're right... but I think we can let it pass... :D:o

totster :D

I dont know, i reckon i will need a much closer inspection of said article :D

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Isnt this is a g string rather than a thong?

Yep... I s'pose you're right... but I think we can let it pass... :D:o

totster :D

I dont know, i reckon i will need a much closer inspection of said article :D

My monitor's steaming up already... :D:D

totster :D

:D

How many days now?

How many days now?

** 40 **

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We will have to hook up before you go, have a few drinks and a couple of games of pool :o

Yesterday, I had some Thai workers over to check out a pump. This morning, I wandered over to where they were working and found..........a single thong...........a left-footed one.

You might think that I was surprised. I mean, who would leave a shoe behind?

Nope, I wasn't surprised at all, for it is in the nature of left-footed thongs to travel.

You see them crossing roads all the time. Sunning themselves on the beaches.

If you're out in a boat and you come across a tideline where all the flotsam collects, you can see herds of left-footed thongs taking a swim.

Ever since I noticed the phenomenum of the 'abandoned thong', which was many years ago, I have made an informal study to see if they were left-footed, or, right-footed. Four times out of five, it's a left-footed one.

Now, chance dictates that it should be fifty percent, but, the results show that the overwhelming majority are left-footers.

There must be a rational explanation.

class!"!
Scientific studies have been undertaken on this very topic Sir Burr. It is indeed a baffling phenonoma!

Results indicate that the majority of thongs  found as flotsam are left-footed due to the shape of the left thong and its direction taken at sea in  the current flow.

The righ-footed thong disappears into the same vortex as missing socks in a washing machine.  :o

You know folks, I must thank Sir Burr for the Original Post here.

from the Atitlan Daily Gossip, Guatemala.

The Local Municipal Police are calling on any experieced deep water dredgers to assist in the recovery of what appear to be nearly a quarter million Thai manufactured sandals designed for the  RIGHT foot.

Mysteriously, initial reports suggest that the thongs, found at a depth of 320 meters in the Atitlan Lake do not consist of any left feet.

Enquiries are being made with the Thai Embassy, in Mexico City, Mexico, as to any reports of missing left thongs.

I may get my residency for helping to clear up this mystery.

I´ll send you a couple of hundred right footed thongs to thank you folks.

:D Kayo.

kayo aka ENIGMA-BUSTER,2005-09-05 05:05:04

from the Atitlan Daily Gossip, Guatemala.

The Local Municipal Police are calling on any experieced deep water dredgers to assist in the recovery of what appear to be nearly a quarter million Thai manufactured sandals designed for the  RIGHT foot.

Mysteriously, initial reports suggest that the thongs, found at a depth of 320 meters in the Atitlan Lake do not consist of any left feet.

Enquiries are being made with the Thai Embassy, in Mexico City, Mexico, as to any reports of missing left thongs.

WOW!.... terrific detective work, Kayo!... Case solved! :o

All the right-foot thongs are in the bottom of a Guatemalan lake....

makes perfect sense, as afterall, TIT.... and TIG (That Is Guatemala)

:D

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WOW!.... terrific detective work, Kayo!... Case solved! :o

All the right-foot thongs are in the bottom of a Guatemalan lake....

makes perfect sense, as afterall, TIT.... and TIG (That Is Guatemala)

:D

I just knew there was a logical(?) explanation.

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Who now gives a doodley about missing flip flops?

I wanna know what this @ss looks like without all that nasty material covering it. :o

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I wanna know what this @ss looks like without all that nasty material covering it. :o

Try using a little imagination.

I wanna know what this @ss looks like without all that nasty material covering it. :o

Try using a little imagination.

As much as I try, my eyes keep locking-on to the thong for some reason. :D

I wanna know what this @ss looks like without all that nasty material covering it. :D

To help with your imagination Gazza. :D Do you think i should take up Photo Editing as a Career :o:D

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I wanna know what this @ss looks like without all that nasty material covering it. :D

To help with your imagination Gazza. :D Do you think i should take up Photo Editing as a Career :o:D

somehow it looked better with the thong and without the cancerous skin lesions... :D

I wanna know what this @ss looks like without all that nasty material covering it. :D

To help with your imagination Gazza. :D Do you think i should take up Photo Editing as a Career :o:D

:D:D

Thongs alot...errr...I mean Thanks alot.

mmmmm......reminds me, how come there's no @ss thread? :D

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