The last time I was in the U.K. I passed a shop and in the window was a sign that said "watch batteries fitted here"

I thought what a world, some people are that bored they will watch anything.

Then he flew to Thailand to teach English..

Then he flew to Thailand to teach English..

Hehehehehe wouldn't that be even more boring ? Mind you, as most ' teachers ' are bereft of any experience whatsoever, it might be exciting.

I passed a shop and in the window was a sign that said "watch batteries fitted here"

I passed a shop and in the window was a sign that said "Iron Sinks".

I thought to myself, "which idiot doesn't know that?"

what about this for fitness freaks

"in case of fire do not use lifts"

keep climbing

I noticed a sign above a toilet in Istanbul recently that said...

"Please help us save water, please push button twice"

HUH?