Joke

[maerim]

The last time I was in the U.K. I passed a shop and in the window was a sign that said "watch batteries fitted here"

I thought what a world, some people are that bored they will watch anything.

[kwiz117]

Then he flew to Thailand to teach English..

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Then he flew to Thailand to teach English..

Hehehehehe wouldn't that be even more boring ? Mind you, as most ' teachers ' are bereft of any experience whatsoever, it might be exciting.

[TizMe]

I passed a shop and in the window was a sign that said "watch batteries fitted here"

I passed a shop and in the window was a sign that said "Iron Sinks".

I thought to myself, "which idiot doesn't know that?"

[Pink Mist]

what about this for fitness freaks

"in case of fire do not use lifts"

keep climbing

[tuky]

I noticed a sign above a toilet in Istanbul recently that said...

"Please help us save water, please push button twice"

HUH?