Katoys

[gangstar]

The Problem with katoys is:

They cost twice as much as the average girly..

They snore louder than you

They always use ya last razor before leaving..

They are much like a drug, do one once and ya hooked

Their never as nice with the clothes off

It can be demoralizing to see a beautiful woman with bigger manhood than yourself

They always want to come a chat with you when you see them in the shopping mal

The heads just too good (see no. 4)

You spend to many nights debating the “am I gay” issue

You decide your not gay and feel its fine to tell anyone you meet

You wish you would started doing them when you got here 3 yeas ago

[the gentleman]

Adam and Eve - Not Adam and Steve!