If You Want To Be My Lover....

[Insight]

.. you have go to ...

... Never even mumour a Spice Girls tune in my company.

[meadish_sweetball]

... Never even mumour a Spice Girls tune in my company.

Ok, but why don't you tell me what you want; what you really really want?

Come on and tell me what you want, what you really really want?

Ok?

To continue on the thread topic:

...you have got to shave your upper lip and arm pits... and any other areas of your choice.

...be female.

...laugh at my jokes as if they were really funny.

...no wonder there hasn't been that many takers - but persistance eventually paid off.

[Abandon]

... Never even mumour a Spice Girls tune in my company.

Ok, but why don't you tell me what you want; what you really really want?

Come on and tell me what you want, what you really really want?

Ok?

To continue on the thread topic:

...you have got to shave your upper lip and arm pits... and any other areas of your choice.

...be female.

...laugh at my jokes as if they were really funny.

...no wonder there hasn't been that many takers - but persistance eventually paid off.

[Glauka]

Kayo...another beautiful song for you I´m sure you will love the lyrics of this one

"Si quieres que yo te quiera...

a de ser mi condición que lo...

tuyo a de ser mio...

y lo mio tuyo no...lelele lele lele lele, lele lelele lelelelelaaa

[kayo]

what about this one:

"if you want me to love you,

You gotta get me a beer, maybe two.

My paper, I left it

on the kitchen table,

My inner thigh itches, right next to my willy."

[Glauka]

Is that a song Kayo?

[khall64au]

what about this one:

"if you want me to love you,

You gotta get me a beer, maybe two.

My paper, I left it

on the kitchen table,

My inner thigh itches, right next to my willy."

What is wrong with you Kayo? Did somebody put something in your zacapa?

[kayo]

Doña Glauka, Lo siento mucho. Invento algo que no es una cancion.

Miss Glauka, I apologise, I amde up something that is not really a song...

but I thought it was kind of quaint though, hey... It´s got potential, ¿non?

Only Cupid putting zings in my drrinks.... Silly little man..

[Glauka]

Doña Glauka, Lo siento mucho. Invento algo que no es una cancion.

Miss Glauka, I apologise, I amde up something that is not really a song...

but I thought it was kind of quaint though, hey... It´s got potential, ¿non?

Only Cupid putting zings in my drrinks.... Silly little man..

Potential? well we need to hear you singing it...

(BTW señorita is better than Doña...doña makes me feel to old...

hey you have eñes in your keyboard)

[kayo]

guatemala baby!!! We come with :

ñ Ñ ?¿ ! ¡ and ç â and a whole lot more...

It´s more fun when I plug in my Thai Keyboard though, which i had to buy for my laptop after I spilled a liter of Leo all over the darn thing...

[Glauka]

guatemala baby!!! We come with :

ñ Ñ ?¿ ! ¡ and ç â and a whole lot more...

It´s more fun when I plug in my Thai Keyboard though, which i had to buy for my laptop after I spilled a liter of Leo all over the darn thing...

I have never seen a thai keyboard how they look like?

[Kerryd]

guatemala baby!!! We come with :

ñ Ñ ?¿ ! ¡ and ç â and a whole lot more...

It´s more fun when I plug in my Thai Keyboard though, which i had to buy for my laptop after I spilled a liter of Leo all over the darn thing...

I have never seen a thai keyboard how they look like?

Very confusing. Some keys have up to 4 characters each. Trying to find the correct Thai character can be annoying, especially as so many of them closely resemble each other (i.e. พ-ฟ, ผ-ฝ, ข-ฃ, บ-ป).

If you want to be my lover, you'd better pay in cash !

[thaibebop]

what about this one:

"if you want me to love you,

You gotta get me a beer, maybe two.

My paper, I left it

on the kitchen table,

My inner thigh itches, right next to my willy."

Reminds me of a Royal Crown Revue song.

As long as I stay on the job, your heart aught to throb, but you gotta work, work,work.

The rest of the song is great too.

[ilyushin]

If you want to be my lover, you have got to..... ...

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...see a picture of you naked, and then decide.

Agree with the naked pic

[markuk]

If you want to be my lover, you have got to.....

what folks?

Fill in the dots.... Have fun!

Pay me!

[game4shame]

If you want to be my lover, you have got to.....

sign a pre-nuptial agreement

[thaibebop]

That's a good one Game!

[game4shame]

That's a good one Game!

[kayo]

you are a good one Bop....

[Khun Yak]

Reminds me of a girl in the bar who said, " Give me 12 inches and make me bleed"

So one guy made love to her twice and punched her in the face!

This is so awesome

[thaibebop]

you are a good one Bop....

Only on Tuesday....

and it ain't Tuesday!

[kayo]

so, it´s tuesday in los right now... But I don´t want you to be my lover....

Spice it up baby!

[rishi]

I know my wife hasn't posted on this thread --- so all of you who has can rest assured: No IF's, sorry.

[kayo]

erm... no, she didn´t post... But she PM`d me... ...

[khall64au]

erm... no, she didn´t post... But she PM`d me... ...

me too, actually!!!!

[kayo]

Ah, so Khall, it was you that his wife was talking about having a threesome with me with....