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Does Your Wife Get Angry If You Masturbate ?

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Maybe they should have it at the next Olympics.

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Maybe they should have it at the next Olympics.

Great idea, EEK

Mixed teams........ Cooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..!!!!!

relays, mixed doubles, or even a new take on the Highland Games Tossing the caber.

Endless possibilities really.

HEY! This Olympics is starting to sound one sided!!

Oh, i forgot, i guess its about getting to the finishing line asap.

Def a mans Olympic game then.

Do you guys get angry if your wife does? tongue.png

This might be the more definitive inquiry.

I imagine the "real" men here wouldn't understand or know why...tongue.png

Do you guys get angry if your wife does? tongue.png

This might be the more definitive inquiry.

I imagine the "real" men here wouldn't understand or know why...tongue.png

Gratification doesn't have a gender.

When she does it...its just the first round....when I do it....its goodnight.

Do you guys get angry if your wife does? tongue.png

Only if I not allowed to watch.

Well then, just watch each other. Problem solved? biggrin.png

Sure - but the gf's don't always want to.

HEY! This Olympics is starting to sound one sided!!

Oh, i forgot, i guess its about getting to the finishing line asap.

Def a mans Olympic game then.

If it only was so...to avoid any problems, in mixed play, one focuses on her until she is finished and that will prevent oneself from being, since one will be busy working hard and being in pain...(45min workout without break is hard for anyone...)

HEY! This Olympics is starting to sound one sided!!

Oh, i forgot, i guess its about getting to the finishing line asap.

Def a mans Olympic game then.

If it only was so...to avoid any problems, in mixed play, one focuses on her until she is finished and that will prevent oneself from being, since one will be busy working hard and being in pain...(45min workout without break is hard for anyone...)

I prefer a good sprint.

When she does it...its just the first round....when I do it....its goodnight.

Sad sack.

No...my sack is usually quite happy at that stage.

HEY! This Olympics is starting to sound one sided!!

Oh, i forgot, i guess its about getting to the finishing line asap.

Def a mans Olympic game then.

Remember in the original Olympics everyone had to get naked.

Do you guys get angry if your wife does? tongue.png

This might be the more definitive inquiry.

I imagine the "real" men here wouldn't understand or know why...tongue.png

Gratification doesn't have a gender.

Yet, it is terribly political.wink.png

Do you guys get angry if your wife does? tongue.png

This might be the more definitive inquiry.

I imagine the "real" men here wouldn't understand or know why...tongue.png

Gratification doesn't have a gender.

Yet, it is terribly political.wink.png

I don't care if this post gets deleted or not (heaven knows I've had enough deleted over the last few weeks)

I've just spent the last three hours taking care of one of my best mates here, he called me asking if I could come and see him as he wasn't feeling too well, which I did, when I got to his place his wife is in a total tizzy, he is on the sofa, he is white as a sheet and hardly breathing, I keep talking to him to keep him conscious while urging his wife to call for an ambulance again, for the third bloody time, when the ambulance arrives I then take on the duty of making sure that his two rottweilers don't tear limbs off the ambulance crew, the dogs know me, but I still have a couple of scars and a couple of plant pots will not hold water no longer.... ambulance carts him away, and I follow in my car, get him on O2 and a sedative, after an hour or so, he is stable.

I drive home, find out that my land lady has had a massive argument with her boyfriend and in a fit of temper one of them has destroyed the back door of the house.

So, I snap a can and complete 2 levels of Angry Birds as a relaxant, and then check TVF.... I find the usual nonsense, no surprise there.

And then I stumble across this pseudo intellectual pretentious twaddle, and only have one comment.

zzaa09, you are a prize dick.

(delete away mods, it's off my chest now)

Do you guys get angry if your wife does? tongue.png

This might be the more definitive inquiry.

I imagine the "real" men here wouldn't understand or know why...tongue.png

Gratification doesn't have a gender.

I don't care if this post gets deleted or not (heaven knows I've had enough deleted over the last few weeks)

I've just spent the last three hours taking care of one of my best mates here, he called me asking if I could come and see him as he wasn't feeling too well, which I did, when I got to his place his wife is in a total tizzy, he is on the sofa, he is white as a sheet and hardly breathing, I keep talking to him to keep him conscious while urging his wife to call for an ambulance again, for the third bloody time, when the ambulance arrives I then take on the duty of making sure that his two rottweilers don't tear limbs off the ambulance crew, the dogs know me, but I still have a couple of scars and a couple of plant pots will not hold water no longer.... ambulance carts him away, and I follow in my car, get him on O2 and a sedative, after an hour or so, he is stable.

I drive home, find out that my land lady has had a massive argument with her boyfriend and in a fit of temper one of them has destroyed the back door of the house.

So, I snap a can and complete 2 levels of Angry Birds as a relaxant, and then check TVF.... I find the usual nonsense, no surprise there.

And then I stumble across this pseudo intellectual pretentious twaddle, and only have one comment.

zzaa09, you are a prize dick.

(delete away mods, it's off my chest now)

Wgy O2, in preferencw to Vodaphone?

I don't care if this post gets deleted or not (heaven knows I've had enough deleted over the last few weeks)

I've just spent the last three hours taking care of one of my best mates here, he called me asking if I could come and see him as he wasn't feeling too well, which I did, when I got to his place his wife is in a total tizzy, he is on the sofa, he is white as a sheet and hardly breathing, I keep talking to him to keep him conscious while urging his wife to call for an ambulance again, for the third bloody time, when the ambulance arrives I then take on the duty of making sure that his two rottweilers don't tear limbs off the ambulance crew, the dogs know me, but I still have a couple of scars and a couple of plant pots will not hold water no longer.... ambulance carts him away, and I follow in my car, get him on O2 and a sedative, after an hour or so, he is stable.

I drive home, find out that my land lady has had a massive argument with her boyfriend and in a fit of temper one of them has destroyed the back door of the house.

So, I snap a can and complete 2 levels of Angry Birds as a relaxant, and then check TVF.... I find the usual nonsense, no surprise there.

And then I stumble across this pseudo intellectual pretentious twaddle, and only have one comment.

zzaa09, you are a prize dick.

(delete away mods, it's off my chest now)

Better watch ya back...his wifey most likely has it in for you now ruining her financial security.....for now

Better watch ya back...his wifey most likely has it in for you now ruining her financial security.....for now

No worries about that, she is the wealthy one, married to a Norwegian guy for twelve years who has since passed away so she is on a very nice pension, she owns around 50 Rai of rubber trees, about the same of rice paddy, the local radio station and she drinks too much.

He is the now retired police chief, who gets bored of her shenanigans when she has had too much and he just leaves, she then takes it out on inanimate objects ..... 10 hours later, nothing happened.

Better watch ya back...his wifey most likely has it in for you now ruining her financial security.....for now

No worries about that, she is the wealthy one, married to a Norwegian guy for twelve years who has since passed away so she is on a very nice pension, she owns around 50 Rai of rubber trees, about the same of rice paddy, the local radio station and she drinks too much.

He is the now retired police chief, who gets bored of her shenanigans when she has had too much and he just leaves, she then takes it out on inanimate objects ..... 10 hours later, nothing happened.

Did the Norwegian die of 'waiting' ??..... "ambulant busy honey, i try gen later"

Dunno whats going on with you and Zzaa Taddy (and dont wish to comment regarding that), just wish to say that wish your friend well and know the feeling well of some days getting to you, but dealing with it,...only to have a straw on the camels back moment.

Ive noticed since my accident (two in fact, but the last one the most severe of my life), and facing my own mortality, that what bugs me has shifted. For example ...the occasional male tourist with the bar girl in tow who gives me contemptuous daggers (which happened earlier today), hardly registers anymore. Im too busy thinking thank god im walking, thank god i still have my face and it didnt totally smash in and scrape off. Im not really sure if im still in shock..although its nearly 5 months ago now..but im just not the same as i was. A little sadder maybe, but certainly a whole lot less bothered about registering people not worth my time or energy. I have little patience anymore for time wasters or fools. Every moment of my time is precious and cherished. I seem to be numb to the general idiots, and the ones that i knew and tolerated, i no longer give time to.

...well in general anyway. I suppose the irony will be that ill end up blowing a gasket over something mundane and all that ive said will have gone out the window.

Wouldn't it be great if we [as real men] had the universal ability to flex and self-stimulate ourselves orally.....as a dog might?

Some are yet to get over themselves.

To the answer the OP's question... yes she gets pissed off

To answer zzaa09's question... no I would not like to do that

Oh goddam me, and my curiosity gene..i just googled to see if it is in fact even possible.

..it is.

Oh goddam me, and my curiosity gene..i just googled to see if it is in fact even possible.

..it is.

laugh.png I bet that site gets a few hits tonight!

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