Getting passed around Capitol Hill are "50 Things You Can Do to Annoy the Politically Correct " by Edward Mick. There's not space to fit all 50, but here's a six-pack:

1) Keep a framed photo of Oliver North on your desk at work.

2) Launch a petition drive to carve Ronald Reagan's visage into Mount Rushmore.

3) Your Christmas card? A photo of you shaking hands with Newt Gingrich.

4) Buy a gun . . .

5) . . . as a present for your 10-year-old . . .

6) . . . to celebrate his Junior NRA Membership.

These are guaranteed to do the job too:

• Tell the one about three queers in the swimming pool at the office party

• Brag that you buy discount cigarettes from an Indian reservation

• Mention that Hillary Clinton looks like a bull dyke at the next PTA meeting

• Complain about all the parking spaces that are reserved for "crips."

• Tell a group of your wife's friends that women in the military are as useless as "tits on a boar."

• Brag that you don't recycle because it costs more in energy then it saves

• Put a "Joe McCarthy died for our sins" bumper sticker on your car.

• Mention that you think no woman really means "stop."

• Groan loudly at your kids graduation when the liberal guest speaker is introduced

• Tell people that the Erin Brocovitch case was based on bad science

• When the guy on TV whines about his wife dying from lung cancer after smoking for 10 years, yell "so what did she expect, big boobs?"

• Use "negro."

• Put a Boy Scout decal on your car window.

• Put a "Go Stanford Indians" bumper sticker on your car.

• Mention that you thought Marge Schott was a hoot

• Use "anno Domini," liberally in your writing

• Opine that Scientologists are a bunch of grifters

• Write a letter to your local paper saying you're sick and tired of the government giving money to Israel

• Ask a woman on the subway, "Say, I missed Rush Limbaugh today. Anything good happen?"

• Begin your argument, "I read in the Washington Times ..."

• Ask your guests if they'd like to see your video, "The Clinton Chronicles"

• Quote Jerry Falwell

• Mention that you're carrying on a correspondence with Timothy McVeigh

• Tell neighbors you bought your wife a pistol for her anniversary present

• Bless yourself (make the sign of the cross) in a restaurant

• Ask the librarian why they don't have The American Spectator

• Brag that your dad dropped over 100 tons of bombs on Hanoi during the war

• Tell your friends at school that global warming is a bunch of crap

• Tell friends you never respected Andrew Dice Clay after he broke down on Arsenio

• Use Rush Limbaugh as a source

• Brag that you don't use condoms because men never get AIDS from heterosexual sex

• Claim that "second hand smoke" is phony science dreamed up by tort lawyers

But wait, there's more !

For some strange reason the OP remonds me of all of the things I have learnt from my labrador:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout.... run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.

Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

And finally, never trust anyone until you sniff their butt.

Ah, but the main difference between you and Boon Mee is that BM gives a link to his source, you don't. Was it this one: http://www.leveltendesign.com/blogfun/good...-from-the-dogs/ ?

How is your labrador?

Ah, but the main difference between you and Boon Mee is that BM gives a link to his source, you don't. Was it this one:  http://www.leveltendesign.com/blogfun/good...-from-the-dogs/ ?

How is your labrador?

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The main differance, Doctor Watson?

I think not.

Ah, but the main difference between you and Boon Mee is that BM gives a link to his source, you don't.