Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

(Must Read Out Loud)

1. That’s not right Sum Ting Wong

2. Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

3. See me ASAP Kum Hia

4. Stupid man Dum Fuk

5. Small horse Tai Ni Po Ni

6. Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

7. I bumbed the coffe table I Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8. I think you need a face lift Chin To Fat

9. It’s very dark in here Wai So Dim

10. I thought you were on diet Wai Yu Mun Ching

11. This is a tow away zone No Pah King

12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kom Nao

13. Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

14. He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

15. Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

16. Great Fa Kin Su Pah

My Favorite: Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

My favourite is " wai yu so tan". I love to be lying under the sun.

you forgot to add the tone marks!

you forgot to add the tone marks!

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For those who agrees with what the Chinese have shown them, just say " SHIT" [in Beijing Chinese it is SHI, means "yes"]

Should one disagree with the Chinese, just say "BULLSHIT" [in Beijing Chinese it is BU SHI, "no, it is not like that"]

Easy?

Famous massage parlours (with happy end) in Fujian Province in China are called by locals in English "ma sa jee" which in Chinese means "horse kills chicken'.

How good is that...!?

Kill it. Doesn't sound like a happy ending